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The GRANNYFIST album project

A$732
of $3,800 targetyrs ago
Dear Brothers and Fisters,
Ok, so the first GRANNYFIST album "Double Penetration" will be needing a repress this year, and it seems a nice idea to see if we can get wider interest from the record buying public by releasing this album on 12" vinyl.

This will cost around three thousand Australian dollars, then once you consider postage, plus the cost of printing of the covers so we can include all the original album cover artwork....... After that there's pozible's fees and postage costs for sending it to you as well..... Bloody Hell it just goes on and on!!!!....so $3800 seems to be the magic number.

We will add some other goodies as well to make the whole 12" package all the more special, such as bonus demo tracks not on the cd to finish off side 2, and maybe a patch or something neato like that.....

Basically; if around 150 people pledge to purchase a copy of this record on this website then we are in business!!
Move quickly to own a piece of Grindcore history!!!!
.... also it would look good next to your tattered copies of Led Zep 4 and Bat Out Of Hell don't you reckon??



All this sounds FANTASTIC, but the thing is we need to be able to fund it all, this is where you nice people come into the picture....

There will be a standard deal (where you will get some bonus boners for being so lovely and supporting us)
PLUS, there is also some other sweet deals where you can get exclusive stuff and some other crazy things like putting your photo on the inner sleeve or the label on the disc....or you could get us to come and play at your brothers wedding or your birthday party.....
Lets make this happen!!!!!!!

Thanks
Love, Granny
xoxoxoxoxoxo



How The Funds Will Be Used

$3600 should cover the costs for pressing and postage for at least 250 records to us, cos we also have to then send it to you, so realistically this is the minimum we need to make sure it all happens and everyone gets their LP's in a timely fashion....
it's pretty simple really!!!!!
Cheers.....

The Challenges

postage is the biggest cost in all of this, 25 bucks does seem a little steep for a single LP, but postage is usually at least $10 to send an LP.
Local pick up can be arranged, which will get you other gratuities......

a copy of the cd of this album... or a DVD of Grannyfist : the movie

1 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 26

A 12" vinyl copy of the DOUBLE PENETRATION LP....delivered to your door

13 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 14

A 12" vinyl copy of the DOUBLE PENETRATION LP, PLUS a DVD of Grannyfist : the movie and a second DVD featuring expanded footage of the making of the album, additional live footage and a 5.1 surround mix of the album... plus a thank you card signed by Granny....

3 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 14

A 12" vinyl copy of the DOUBLE PENETRATION LP PLUS an exclusive "Feel The Power Of The Granny" T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (whatever size you want)

3 chosen / 7 available

Est. delivery is May 14

A 12" vinyl copy of the DOUBLE PENETRATION LP, and the 2x DVD PLUS an exclusive "Feel The Power Of The Granny" T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (whatever size you want)

1 chosen / 9 available

Est. delivery is Apr 14

A 12" vinyl copy of the DOUBLE PENETRATION LP, and the 2x DVD PLUS a "Feel The Power Of The Granny" T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (whatever size you want) AND a mug AND a secret surprise present!!!!

0 chosen / 10 available

Est. delivery is Apr 14

A 12" vinyl copy of the DOUBLE PENETRATION LP, and the 2x DVD PLUS a TEST PRESSING of the album, a mug AND a t-shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you also get an even nicer secret present plus a thank you card signed by Granny....

0 chosen / 2 available

Est. delivery is Apr 14

your face on the label for side 2, (or any picture you like really, send us a good quality jpg or whatever) PLUS all of the above mentioned stuff (dvd's, test pressing, t-shirt, mug) AND a custom piece of GRANNYFIST merchandise... be it a hoodie, or a giant print... you tell us what to create and it's yours! ...all within reason of course, but we will cross those bridges when we get to them!!! we will get in contact with you personally to get it all sorted...

0 chosen / 1 available

Est. delivery is May 14

Your picture on the inner sleeve, PLUS : GRANNYFIST will come to any part of Australia and perform for YOU and your friends (or only you if you want....just like the first time you seen us...) You need to arrange the venue and assist with travel expenses then we will rock your world... Maybe you can have GRANNYFIST at your birthday party or wedding??? Imagine your parents surprise... "Hey who are these blokes that just arrived at the door with bags on their heads? They say they're the band?"

0 chosen / 4 available

Est. delivery is Aug 14