Bleak TV: The Web Series

By Bleak TV: The Web Series: The Pozible Campaign

A$0Pledged of A$5,000 Target

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Deadline 29th August 2013 at 12:00 pm EST

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Successfully funded on 29 August 2013 Payment portal is now closed

A$10 + Reward

approx US$10

Invite to the BleakTV: The Web Series launch, and a glass of the Noni-themed cocktail, the ‘Mimosa, Darling?’.

26 Chosen 174 Available Est. Delivery Nov 2013

A$25 + Reward

approx US$24

You will receive a copy of Michael’s favourite relaxation/ erectile dysfunction MP3, featuring the vaguely familiar voices of half-employed Australian comedians. Valued at Australian dollars.

PLUS: Invite to the BleakTV: The Web Series launch, and a glass of the Noni-themed cocktail, the ‘Mimosa, Darling?’.

30 Chosen 270 Available Est. Delivery Dec 2013

A$50 + Reward

approx US$47

You will receive a .pdf of easy-to-assemble Bleak finger puppets, featuring the O’Brien family; Anna, John, Noni, Michael and Zeus the Dog. You’ll also receive an extract from an episode of Bleak, so you can act out your favourite scene of suburban despair!

PLUS: Invite to the BleakTV: The Web Series launch, and a glass of the Noni-themed cocktail, the ‘Mimosa, Darling?’.

15 Chosen 285 Available Est. Delivery Dec 2013

A$70 + Reward

approx US$65


You’ll receive a batch of Swear Jar Cookies made by Anna’s best friend, Fran. The cookies will be delicious gingerbread, iced in all your favourite expletives and delivered to your door. Allergy and intolerance options are available; just name the ways your body fails you and Fran will accommodate. Australia only.

PLUS: Invite to the BleakTV: The Web Series launch, and a glass of the Noni-themed cocktail, the ‘Mimosa, Darling?’.

6 Chosen 294 Available Est. Delivery Dec 2013

A$100 + Reward

approx US$93

Anna the Agony Aunt will record you a personal video where she will dispense life advice on your own personal problem. This video will be sent to you and uploaded to bleaktv.com for the world to enjoy. You can remain anonymous.

PLUS: Invite to the BleakTV: The Web Series launch, and a glass of the Noni-themed cocktail, the ‘Mimosa, Darling?’.

14 Chosen 36 Available Est. Delivery Dec 2013

A$200 + Reward

approx US$186

You will receive an Advanced Bleak Screening Package. This will feature the first episode of Bleak before it goes online, and an array of Bleak-themed accoutrements; domestic sparkling, brie, lavosh, smoked almonds, 1 ribbed condom and a dead myna bird (fake). Australia only.

0 Chosen 20 Available Est. Delivery Nov 2013

A$300 + Reward

approx US$279

McLennan’s Delivery Service or McLennan’s Cocktail hour. Kate McLennan, who is a super cook, will create a bespoke 2-course menu (intolerances tolerated) and will deliver it to your home. Alternatively, she will come to your house and host a cocktail party for you and your friends for an hour. Warning: She might do stand-up. Melbourne metro only.

PLUS: Invite to the BleakTV: The Web Series launch, and a glass of the Noni-themed cocktail, the ‘Mimosa, Darling?’.

2 Chosen 4 Available Est. Delivery Dec 2013

A$500 + Reward

approx US$465

McCartney will design and frame a digital portrait of you and your favourite pet/ household item. Alternatively, she will design and make a T-shirt featuring a print of whatever you want (no robots, cars or combinations of the two). If you don’t believe McCartney can draw, check this stuff out: http://katemccartney.prosite.com.

PLUS: Invite to the BleakTV: The Web Series launch, and 3 glasses of the Noni-themed cocktail, the ‘Mimosa, Darling?’.

3 Chosen 1 Available Est. Delivery Dec 2013

A$1,000 + Reward

approx US$929

You will be taken on a personal tour by McCartney of Museum Victoria, where you will be doused in scientific information and wonderment. You will then have tea and cake downstairs in the Museum Victoria conservation lab, with Kate and her sister, Elizabeth, who hasn’t agreed to this yet. Because it's hard to move buildings, this reward is Melbourne metro only.

PLUS: Invite to the Bleak launch, and 5 glasses of the Noni-themed cocktail ‘Mimosa, Darling?’.

0 Chosen 2 Available Est. Delivery Nov 2013

A$1,001 + Reward

approx US$930

McLennan will take you on a personal tour of Victoria’s second largest city, Geelong. You will also be treated to tea and a cake at her parents’ house. Her dad, Pockets, makes a quality sponge. Because it's also hard to move large urban centres, this reward is Melbourne only.



PLUS: Invite to the Bleak launch, and 5 glasses of the Noni-themed cocktail ‘Mimosa, Darling?’.

1 Chosen 1 Available Est. Delivery Nov 2013

A$2,500 + Reward

approx US$2,321

You will be treated to a personal circus or burlesque lesson with a trained professional and one of the two Kates. Although they promise to make this the best fun you've ever had, these two activities are as much a punishment for them as they are a reward for you. Melbourne metro only.

PLUS: Invite to the BleakTV: The Web Series launch, and a small bucket of the Noni-themed cocktail, the ‘Mimosa, Darling?’.

Melb Metro only

0 Chosen 2 Available Est. Delivery Nov 2013

A$5,000 + Reward

approx US$4,641


Listen, if you donate $5000 you’re obviously extremely cool. Come to the set, have a lukewarm panini, and co-direct an episode. Melbourne metro only; if we had the budget to move the shoot, we probably wouldn't need a Pozible campaign.

PLUS: Invite to the Bleak launch, and an open bar for you, filled with the Noni-themed cocktail the ‘Mimosa, Darling?’. Or, if that doesn’t take your fancy, it will be filled with handcrafted horsehair cider or whatever you fancy millionaires drink.

0 Chosen 1 Available Est. Delivery Nov 2013

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