Do you like food but suspect there is a nation wide conspiracy to undermine your willpower through a steady deployment of strategically placed 'gastroporn'? Are you weary of the second-rate, fluffy-pastry antics of Nigella, Jamie and the so-called Master Chefs? Are you after something different... a stranger twist for your palate... something sharper, something darker... something dangerous?

Well my friends have I got the ticket for you!

'Shamanic Organic Contemporary Cuisine' is a live performance and video installation work currently in development for the 2012 NextWave Festival which will take place within a fictional television set to be constructed inside the Arts House, North Melbourne Town Hall. This will be an original culinary experience combining elements of new-age spirituality, ancient ritual, hyper modernity and, of course, cooking.

But, dear friends, such awesomeness can't happen without you. After twelve months of intensive research and meditation Shamanic Organic is almost ready to serve. All that is needed is just a little assistance to fund the practicalities of the project such as venue hire, transport and accomodation. 

Don't delay! Dust off the Amethyst and sharpen those blades. The Shaman needs your help to spread his hollandaise of divine insight over the art-loving, thrill-seeking, good-looking people of Melbourne.  

Your friends and lovers will think your some kind of altruistic superhero but you know you'll be getting some amazing, limited edition, artistic creations hand crafted by the Shaman and the mysterious Sydney sculptor and video artist Robin Hungerford.

The Shamanic Organic Relaxing Salad.