'Become a Functional Adult' Tour

“Well-paced jokes and punchy dialogue are delivered in an almost deliriously faux-nervous manner… Impossible not to laugh at.” ★★★★ – The West Australian
“It is a non-stop laughing romp. No one will mind if you giggle like a hyena during this one.” – Cool Perth Nights
“It is a successfully entertaining, funny, charming and subversively clever piece of theatre” - OUTinPerth
Originally supported by The Blue Room Theatre, ‘Become a Functional Adult in 45 Minutes’ enjoyed a sold out season with rave reviews at Perth’s Fringe World Festival earlier this year. Now we’re hitting the road and Team Functional Adult need your help to get to the Melbourne and Sydney Fringe Festivals in September!

This show is the product of a degree in Performance Studies, four years of experience in stand-up comedy, two years of experience in improvisation and a healthy dose of neuroses! It’s the story of a borderline incompetent woman-child trying to prove to the audience but most of all herself that she has what it takes to be a proper grown-up.
Watch with fascination, amusement and occasionally horror as her social skills, employability, body and very mind are put to the test by her cruel mechanical mistress, the Operating System.
It’s a theatre show, informational seminar, comedic romp and cautionary tale rolled in to one. But most of all, it’s a relatable, bizarre look at what it really means to grow up, complete with educational videos and handy tricks to help us all be a bit more functional.
We need a your help to make sure that myself (writer and performer Sophie Joske) and production manager, Nick Pages-Oliver, can transport ourselves to and from Sydney and Melbourne, hire a venue in each city and have somewhere to stay.
How The Funds Will Be Used
* The other half of our accommodation costs: we need to house ourselves somewhere when we’re not performing so we don’t need to sleep on the tram!
* Venue Hire: We’ll be working in some exciting spaces in both Sydney and Melbourne that house emerging artists. We’re performing five shows in Sydney and six in Melbourne, so we need to cover the hire of the space itself, and technical necessities including sound, lighting and a video projector.
The Challenges
Internet Hug
We give you a personal thankyou on Facebook so everyone on the internet knows you’re generous and good-looking and support the arts.
You've Got Mail
As well as an internet hug, you’ll get a personalized thankyou card in the post that you can sell on eBay years from now when we get famous!
Written Recommendation
Got a job interview or first date coming up? Or just want to convince people you’re awesome? I’ll write you a highly professional written recommendation using facts about you that are entirely made up! We’ll send it in the post AND put it out on Facebook, so everyone can learn about your incredible mountain climbing feats and charity work rescuing kittens from house fires (also includes an Internet hug).
Jolly Good Show
All of the above + two tickets to any night of our homecoming Perth Season in September! We're coming back to Lazy Susan's Comedy Den for an exclusive season between the Sydney and Melbourne Fringe Festivals, and we’ll reserve a spot just for you!
Adulthood Certificate
All of the above + An official certificate addressed to you from the Mature Learning Institute recognizing you as a proper Functional Adult! It’s laminated so it cannot be destroyed by tears or alcohol! Hang it on the mantelpiece and prove your parents wrong!
Dance Tribute
All of the above + I’ll put on my good unitard and express my immense gratitude for your generosity through interpretive dance! I’ll make a video of myself dancing to the song of your choice and send it your way through the power of the internet! Feel free to dedicate it to a loved one or sworn enemy!
Parlour of Generosity
As the most functional of adults of all, you’ll get all of the above rewards plus an exclusive invitation to join me for a beverage after the show in Sydney, Perth, or Melbourne, where I shall shower you with praise for helping make dreams come true!