Help Gay Paris release 'The Last Good Party'
Update 1 - GAY PARIS: THE LAST GOOD PARTY UPDATE: THE FIRST TASTE AND THE RACE TO VINYL CITYposted 09 Oct 2012
After some dizzying highs and lows over the past few months, Gay Paris are making a dash to see if they can raise enough money to finish their album and potentially have it printed on vinyl with five days left in their Pozible campaign. If they can raise $9000 by Oct 15, all their (and your) dreams could be a reality. Stunning artwork by Steve Nuttall and impeccable production from Sam Pura could make it to wax.
So the first single from the album is available here (http://soundcloud.com/gayparis/gay-paris-the-demarcation-of )but there’s still have work to do and need your help. Resident mouthpiece for the four-piece W.H Monks explains.
“Hey y'all – it may have come to your attention that Gay Paris is back in action, out of the studio and ready to do the things that you so dearly crave. Those of you who are really with it may have even checked out our first single, The Demarcation Of Joseph Hollybone at Soundcloud. Well done. We're about to hit the road for our Death To Spring tour, but we're not quite done in making The Last Good Party a reality. We've got the ass-shakin' tunes. We've got the mind stroking artwork. We've got the tour booked. But there is something missing.”
“I should stop here and give massive love to everyone who has contributed to our Pozible campaign – you guys have given us the opportunity to make each and everyone of you very happy, whether it's because you love our music or just want to see us humiliated and debased as we undertake the tasks that we have promised. I guess this is somewhat like the Erotic Adventures of Heracles. Epic, filthy and thoroughly disregarding the laws of gods and men.”
“It feels good to be back, but as I mentioned above we're not quite done. We've hit a bump on this dirty road – yours truly blew his voice during the recording sessions (I blame God and biology) and we've still got another eight tracks to finish up. By the time you read this, the first single should be on its way to you, borne on the back of our good pal, Big Joe Hollybone, but as we need a bit more studio time, we're going to need more money. If you'd like to help us out, our Pozible campaign is in operation until October 15 and there are still some wondrous rewards up for auction; and don't forget that contributing to the recording is easily the most ridiculous fashion that you can pre-order the album! We probably need a couple of grand to get where we need to be, but as we know that the average Gay Paris fan loves excess, we've also decided that if we hit $9000, we're going to do this motherfucker on vinyl. Image that. Imagine the sound quality. Image the artwork. Image the scene points you'll get with your underground 'man, I love vinyl, fuck mp3s' buddies! We're just trying to do it to you and appreciate anything that you can spare.”
Gay Paris have done an awful lot for you since we crawled up out of the swamp, stinking and heavy with good time remedies of the most insalubrious variety. Never have we asked for a damn thing in return – sure, the hat has been passed around at shows and sometimes there is enough money in it to buy a drink. More often than not, the audience leaves with our clothes, ridiculously cheap merch and stories of high adventure not for the feint of heart.Now we need your help. If you remember our last record, The Skeleton's Problematic Granddaughter and have seen us live, you probably think (due to our effortless showmanship) that putting these songs together is easy. And getting them out to the public, hell, any fool with garageband can release critically acclaimed record! Just ask some dude at the pub or maybe the writers of a really hip music blog.
Jokes over. Bottom line time. We need your money, bad – but we're too proud to beg. What we propose is an exchange of services. What do you want? What do you need? Got a troublesome school assignment? We'll do it. Need the global economic crisis explained? That's fine too. We'll hook you up with an early listen to the record and exclusive demo tracks – you can sing along to the songs before any of your friends even know what the heck is going on! Like us for our ridiculousness rather than our art? Cool, we'll get into some really zany hi-jinx and film it for your viewing pleasure. How about a private party? Don't like what we put on the table? Offer us money to do something – can it be dumber than WH getting your name tattooed on his body? How about the assurance that each member of the band will call you on your birthday for five goddamned years! A personalised rap dude song on a topic of your choice? It won't cost you a thing to check out what we're willing to do to get our hands on your money to make the best record ever a reality.
Last Good Party Person: <br /> Your name in the liner notes of the record and a Certificate for 'Outstanding excellence in the field of being awesome' emailed to you
Back To The Future Wolf:<br /><br /> A link to 1 song per day for 5 days leading up to the album's release. Then, on the date of release, you'll get a link to a HQ download of the album in full + all of the above rewards
The Crossroads Devil Deal:<br /><br /><br /> A signed copy of the record the day it is out + all of the above rewards
The Dragon's Hoard<br /> A Gay Paris T-Shirt + all of the above rewards
Blood and Bone Bonus Package: <br /> A link to download "The Last Good Party" pre-production demos + all of the above rewards
Rap Dudes Doin' It To You: <br /> WH Monks will spit a verse over a Six Guns produced beat about whatever you want + all of the above rewards
The Birthday Party:<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> Individual phone calls from each member on your birthday for the next 5 years + all of the above rewards
BRONZE TICKET: <br /><br /><br /> Free entry to the next Gay Paris club show in your city, a song dedication and one item of W.H's onstage clothing + signed copy of CD and T-shirt.
SILVER TICKET: <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> Free entry to the next Gay Paris club show in your city, a backstage pass and you get to drink from the rider + signed copy of CD and a T-shirt. <br /><br /><br /><br />
GOLDEN TICKET<br /><br /><br /> Free entry to every Gay Paris show, forever…. seriously + signed copy of CD and a T-shirt. <br /><br />
Semi-formal or Semi-aroused<br /><br /> W.H will be the celebrant at your wedding / same sex ceremony * (Not legally binding) *Sydney Only*<br /><br />
Be with WH – Forever!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> WH will get your name/face tattooed on his person * (includes the cost of the tattoo) + signed copy of CD and a T-shirt.
PLATINUM TICKET<br /><br /><br /> We play at your party! *<br /> *Next time we're in your town or our travel to you is at your additional expense<br /> <br /> + signed copy of CD and a T-shirt.
Young Bushrangers In Love<br /><br /><br /><br /> Slim and W.H will re-enact 'The Fake Orgasm' scene from 'When Harry Met Sally' in a Macca's and send you the catastrophe on film<br /><br /><br /><br />
I'LL GIVE YOU $100 IF…<br /><br /><br /> Name your challenge and we'll film Slim doing it. <br /><br /> * Must not result in injury or jailtime<br /><br /> * If Slim won't do it we have a terrifying default challenge!
THE EMPEROR OF YEAH<br /><br /><br /><br /> Slim will interpretive dance to Meshuggah in Pitt Street Mall at lunchtime on a weekday in a rainbow spandex onesie<br /><br /><br /><br />
SWEET DELIGHTS<br /><br /><br /> Ol' Blacktooth wil re-enact any film (or trailer) in 10 mins using only cutlery from the kitchen. Suggested titles: Sleepless in Seattle, Hellrazor and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze <br /><br /><br />
Common Sense with Slim Pickins<br /><br /><br /> Slim will gain an understanding of the Global Financial Crisis and present the key elements to you in an in-depth video <br /><br /><br />
Epistemology Ain't Easy!<br /><br /><br /> W.H will do your next assignment for you, or at least he'll try. *(Essay's only - no Math!)<br /><br /><br />
Gay Parisian Supper Club<br /> Gay Paris will prepare, cook, clean and wait on you in a Candlelight dinner at your place (Includes all food and drinks) *Sydney Only*<br />