The Worst World Tour Ever
AU$7,390
of $7,500 stretchyrs ago
Successful on 18th Jan 2018 at 11:00PM.
Thank You From G & T
I will record a personal thank you video of indifferent thanks from my cats, Gretchen and Tabitha. They are grumpy, easily bribed with biscuits and slightly internet famous.
2 chosen
Est. delivery is Apr 18
Octopin
A cute lil' enamel octopus brooch so you can wear your cephalopod pride on a daily basis.
40 chosen
Est. delivery is Jan 18
Yelling Your Name at Scotland
I will climb up to Arthur's Seat, an Edinburgh Fringe right of passage, and lovingly yell your name so all of Scotland will know what you have done for me. I'll film it so you too can witness the glory.
9 chosen
Est. delivery is Aug 18
Totes Ma Goats
It's a Clara Cupcakes tote bag*! Made of lovely pink calico and big enough to hold books and other what nottery. Put your things in my face! *goat not included.
20 chosen
Est. delivery is Jan 18
T-shirt For Your Nerve
Get my face all up in your chest business with my brand new t-shirt! Super soft and really fancy! 100% cotton in a bunch of sizes. It comes in pink and black. The black is a Pozible only exclusive so you won't find it anywhere else! T-Shirt Sizing Loose Fit: https://goo.gl/qYmFxB Fitted: https://goo.gl/vQyFb5
32 chosen
Est. delivery is May 18
FRUBY #FRART FREXTRAVAGINAGANZA PACK
HELLO THIS IS FRUBY I AM DOIN A CHARITEE WIT THIS EXCLUSUVE PAK OV GLAMMA CORREKT U GET - BESPOKE #FRART SHIRT FROM THA FAMUS FRART ME ME - SIGNED PHOTOCOPY OF FRUBY - THA FRUBY SLERPERS MINDFULNAS BERK 4 THINKS - A DIGITELL DOWNLOAD OF THA SMASH HIT FRART IN UR FACE AVAIL ON ITUNES BY THIS BY ORDER OF FRUBY PLZ HELP POO CUPCRAIG.
4 chosen / 11 available
Est. delivery is Mar 18
Pretty As A Picture
I will draw you an A5 portrait of you or your pet or anything you like really! You get to keep the original and have some fancy artwork up in your biznatch! By biznatch I mean wall.
7 chosen
Est. delivery is Jul 18
This Is Your Song
AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY THAT THIS IS YOUR SONG! Because it is! I will write a ditty on my ukulele about you or a subject of your choosing! I will record it and also send you a video of my singing it.
4 chosen
Est. delivery is Jul 18
Mega Pussy Pack
You are an ultimate 8 legged legend! A big ol' bundle of very very goodness! You get: - the t-shirt - the octopin - the tote - the yelling at Scotland *AND* The exclusive bonus that nobody asked for, a recording of my maniacal laugh that you can use as a ringtone. Who wouldn't want that? T-Shirt Sizing Loose Fit: https://goo.gl/qYmFxB Fitted: https://goo.gl/vQyFb5
14 chosen
Est. delivery is Aug 18
Now You're Gonna Be a Doll
Your own custom articulated paper doll made in your own likeness with two fancy outfits and an accessory of your choosing.
4 chosen
Est. delivery is Jun 18
Ultimate Pussy Pack
SUPER ULTIMATE MEGAZORD HERO PUSSY! You get: - the t-shirt - the octopin - the tote bag - the yelling at Scotland - a song just for you - a portrait art of your choosing *AND * The prize everybody asked for a FRUBY SLERPERS MINFULNEST BERK. Donated by Australia's mostest prominentest Burlesque personality, this book will help you wind down at the end of the day with activities, wellness and FRUBY. #frubelyfe T-Shirt Sizing Loose Fit: https://goo.gl/qYmFxB Fitted: https://goo.gl/vQyFb5
0 chosen
Est. delivery is Sep 18
Tea and Cakes with Gretchen and Tabitha
Come over to my house and have a cute tea party with my sort of internet famous cats! I will make you tea of your choice and provide snacks for you and also snacks that you can bribe the cats. Gretchen will provide sitting on you lap and being grumpy with the possibility of high fives. Tabitha will provide confusion/a very cute face. You also get - the octopin - the tote - the yelling at Scotland *AND* A hand drawn postcard with a story from the road. It might be a lie. Lies are fun!
1 chosen / 2 available
Est. delivery is May 17
Animated Support
What what?! A hand animated short film about anything you like (as long as it's not gross, like homophobic or sexist)? With art drawn by Clara Cupcakes? Just for you? WOAH SO COOL! Here are some ideas: - a video promoting you business - a story about you or a loved one - a story about your pet (this is my favourite one) - a film clip for your song BOOM! You also get: - the octopin - the tote - the yelling at Scotland
0 chosen / 5 available
Est. delivery is May 17
The Worst Just For You!
I will come and perform my hit show "The Worst" for you at your house, place of business or family reunion! That's right. The 8 legged extravaganza will be all up in your abode*. - the t-shirt - the octopin - the totes - the yelling at Scotland *if you are in Melbourne it will just be the sweet $1000 but if you're somewhere I need to fly to get to we'd have to talk about flights and stuff and what not!
0 chosen / 2 available
Est. delivery is May 17
Octo-Burrito
Get a burrito for your head! Limited edition octopus burrito by the famous Wraps By Ruby and hand painted by Clara Cupcakes. Comes with a tutorial on how to tie it and some mystery goodness.
18 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Mar 18
Thank You From G & T
I will record a personal thank you video of indifferent thanks from my cats, Gretchen and Tabitha. They are grumpy, easily bribed with biscuits and slightly internet famous.
2 chosen
Est. delivery is Apr 18
Octopin
A cute lil' enamel octopus brooch so you can wear your cephalopod pride on a daily basis.
40 chosen
Est. delivery is Jan 18
Yelling Your Name at Scotland
I will climb up to Arthur's Seat, an Edinburgh Fringe right of passage, and lovingly yell your name so all of Scotland will know what you have done for me. I'll film it so you too can witness the glory.
9 chosen
Est. delivery is Aug 18
Totes Ma Goats
It's a Clara Cupcakes tote bag*! Made of lovely pink calico and big enough to hold books and other what nottery. Put your things in my face! *goat not included.
20 chosen
Est. delivery is Jan 18
T-shirt For Your Nerve
Get my face all up in your chest business with my brand new t-shirt! Super soft and really fancy! 100% cotton in a bunch of sizes. It comes in pink and black. The black is a Pozible only exclusive so you won't find it anywhere else! T-Shirt Sizing Loose Fit: https://goo.gl/qYmFxB Fitted: https://goo.gl/vQyFb5
32 chosen
Est. delivery is May 18
FRUBY #FRART FREXTRAVAGINAGANZA PACK
HELLO THIS IS FRUBY I AM DOIN A CHARITEE WIT THIS EXCLUSUVE PAK OV GLAMMA CORREKT U GET - BESPOKE #FRART SHIRT FROM THA FAMUS FRART ME ME - SIGNED PHOTOCOPY OF FRUBY - THA FRUBY SLERPERS MINDFULNAS BERK 4 THINKS - A DIGITELL DOWNLOAD OF THA SMASH HIT FRART IN UR FACE AVAIL ON ITUNES BY THIS BY ORDER OF FRUBY PLZ HELP POO CUPCRAIG.
4 chosen / 11 available
Est. delivery is Mar 18
Pretty As A Picture
I will draw you an A5 portrait of you or your pet or anything you like really! You get to keep the original and have some fancy artwork up in your biznatch! By biznatch I mean wall.
7 chosen
Est. delivery is Jul 18
This Is Your Song
AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY THAT THIS IS YOUR SONG! Because it is! I will write a ditty on my ukulele about you or a subject of your choosing! I will record it and also send you a video of my singing it.
4 chosen
Est. delivery is Jul 18
Mega Pussy Pack
You are an ultimate 8 legged legend! A big ol' bundle of very very goodness! You get: - the t-shirt - the octopin - the tote - the yelling at Scotland *AND* The exclusive bonus that nobody asked for, a recording of my maniacal laugh that you can use as a ringtone. Who wouldn't want that? T-Shirt Sizing Loose Fit: https://goo.gl/qYmFxB Fitted: https://goo.gl/vQyFb5
14 chosen
Est. delivery is Aug 18
Now You're Gonna Be a Doll
Your own custom articulated paper doll made in your own likeness with two fancy outfits and an accessory of your choosing.
4 chosen
Est. delivery is Jun 18
Ultimate Pussy Pack
SUPER ULTIMATE MEGAZORD HERO PUSSY! You get: - the t-shirt - the octopin - the tote bag - the yelling at Scotland - a song just for you - a portrait art of your choosing *AND * The prize everybody asked for a FRUBY SLERPERS MINFULNEST BERK. Donated by Australia's mostest prominentest Burlesque personality, this book will help you wind down at the end of the day with activities, wellness and FRUBY. #frubelyfe T-Shirt Sizing Loose Fit: https://goo.gl/qYmFxB Fitted: https://goo.gl/vQyFb5
0 chosen
Est. delivery is Sep 18
Tea and Cakes with Gretchen and Tabitha
Come over to my house and have a cute tea party with my sort of internet famous cats! I will make you tea of your choice and provide snacks for you and also snacks that you can bribe the cats. Gretchen will provide sitting on you lap and being grumpy with the possibility of high fives. Tabitha will provide confusion/a very cute face. You also get - the octopin - the tote - the yelling at Scotland *AND* A hand drawn postcard with a story from the road. It might be a lie. Lies are fun!
1 chosen / 2 available
Est. delivery is May 17
Animated Support
What what?! A hand animated short film about anything you like (as long as it's not gross, like homophobic or sexist)? With art drawn by Clara Cupcakes? Just for you? WOAH SO COOL! Here are some ideas: - a video promoting you business - a story about you or a loved one - a story about your pet (this is my favourite one) - a film clip for your song BOOM! You also get: - the octopin - the tote - the yelling at Scotland
0 chosen / 5 available
Est. delivery is May 17
The Worst Just For You!
I will come and perform my hit show "The Worst" for you at your house, place of business or family reunion! That's right. The 8 legged extravaganza will be all up in your abode*. - the t-shirt - the octopin - the totes - the yelling at Scotland *if you are in Melbourne it will just be the sweet $1000 but if you're somewhere I need to fly to get to we'd have to talk about flights and stuff and what not!
0 chosen / 2 available
Est. delivery is May 17
Octo-Burrito
Get a burrito for your head! Limited edition octopus burrito by the famous Wraps By Ruby and hand painted by Clara Cupcakes. Comes with a tutorial on how to tie it and some mystery goodness.
18 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Mar 18