Jennifer Greer Holmes

a perfumed postcard from Chris or Jenn from Adelaide or Berlin (your choice) with a handwritten submission from The Things I Should Be Sorry For selected especially for you, an air kiss and our eternal gratitude and apologies.

A postcard (as in the $7 reward) PLUS a LIMITED EDITION laminated strand of Chris's golden hair posted anywhere in the world.

Your very own framed, signed with a "sorry" and kissed picture (of your choice) of Chris during the development of The Things I Should Be Sorry For. Perfect for the bedside table.

Your very own framed and digital photo of yourself with Judy the antique ventriloquist doll/natural born killer (available only in Adelaide - unless you want to be photoshopped!), arranged by negotiation. Scare your friends with the ultimate facebook profile picture.

A framed pic of Chris, a strand of Chris's golden hair, a perfumed postcard, and a Sorry Song dedication to you, posted on Chris', Jenn's and The Things I Should Be Sorry For facebook pages.

An "Adults Only" behind the scenes experience which also includes a Lap Dance and a flaming absinthe shot. He'll be your private dancer, dancing for money, to a song selected by you.

A recorded karaoke confession mash up, custom made on a theme of your choice, posted to YouTube and your face.

A personally customised film clip featuring the one and only ventriloquist doll Judy. Your song choice, our vision. Judy's the star. We suggest My Endless Love.

Chris prepares a vegetarian group dinner (for up to 5 people). He'll come to your house (Adelaide or Berlin only), cook something delicious and be the hostess with the mostess. Extra people possible but you have to fork out more - it's only fair!