#FirstWorldWhiteGirls do Fringe
%23FirstWorldWhiteGirls is a comedy cabaret featuring Judy Hainsworth and Kaitlin Oliver Parker that delves into the trauma of being a white girl – having flat hair, forgetting computer passwords, being ‘time-poor’, having over-supportive parents and always feeling like the smartest person in the room. Judy and Kaitlin invite the audience into their den of entitlement to laugh, cringe and share in their first world pain. Politically incorrect and tragically funny, it is a must-see for anyone who has ever had Instagram envy or regretted joining LinkedIn.
%23FirstWorldWhiteGirls had a sold-out Brisbane season in 2014, as well as seasons in Melbourne and at the Ballarat Cabaret Festival. We got fantastic feedback from critics and audiences:
“Hysterically entertaining” Artshub
“Captivating performers, singing original songs and delivering entertaining satire” Crikey
“Frighteningly relevant to my life. Highly recommend seeing it if you ever get the chance!” Alana (audience member)
Taking %23FWWG to Adelaide is the next step in the show's life. We want to showcase our work, connect with new audiences and be part of this exciting festival! We will be performing at Adelaide's premier cabaret venue La Boheme from March 4-8, 2015.
You can book tickets here:
http://www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/firstworldwhitegirls/2fd2e1dc-2631-4ceb-a490-29efcf5ba229

How The Funds Will Be Used
Here's a basic breakdown of our budget:
$600 Return flights Brisbane/Adelaide
$1500 Accommodation
$400 Adelaide Fringe registration fee
$800 Marketing and publicity
$1200 Venue hire
Even if we sell out, we won’t make a profit, but performing at Fringe is a fantastic opportunity to showcase our work and raise our profile as artists.
Kmart
Thanks bae! We will give you a shout-out on our Facebook page. After all, if it’s not on Facebook, it didn’t happen. #treefallsinforest #philosophical #wearesodeep
Supre
We will send you a copy of #FirstWorldWhiteGirls debut self-titled EP, featuring tracks such as 'Bought Some Things', 'Instalife' and 'Make it Better'. #platinum #grammyawardwinning #thatsalie
Dotti
We will send you an exclusive extract from Judy's proposed book 'Refunds, Torrents and Big Hair: A First World Survival Guide', plus a signed copy of our debut self-titled EP. #selfhelpguru
Sportsgirl
We will send you an exclusive extract from Kaitlin's proposed book 'Grammar for Idiots: Yes, I Mean You', as well as an extract from 'Refunds, Torrents and Big Hair: A First World Survival Guide', plus a signed copy of our EP. #oxfordcomma #apostrophes #getitrightmoron
Forever New
We will send you autographed, handwritten lyric sheets to 'White Girl in the First World' by Judy Hainsworth, plus a signed copy of our debut EP. #limitededition #doesanyoneevenhandwriteanymore
Saba
We will send you an autographed #FirstWorldWhiteGirls poster, plus a signed copy of our debut EP. #cantthinkofahashtag
Armani
We will write you into the show as Kaitlin's stalker, plus send you a signed poster and a signed copy of our EP. #famous #restrainingorder
Louis Vuitton
Brisbane only: We will come to your house and perform 3 songs for you and your BFFs. You can even have a selfie with us. #lucky #butnotouching