Miss K is...Wrong . com: The EP!

Hey there!
This campaign's about raising the funds to support me in my quest to make a high-quality, ground-breaking soundtrack to my live cabaret show: Miss K is...Wrong . com!
The song's are all original (except for one parody) and have proven a highlight to my over-all performance.
Instead of recording this one in a home-studio (as I did with the last EP), I have decided to branch out and use a top-end recording studio (Salt Studios, Brighton) and an incredibly talented musician and producer (Andy Burns) to flesh out the songs to be bigger than anyone could have imagined possible.
We need to create a full rock sound for one, country quintet for another, piano-bar blues trio for yet another and the list goes on. Each song is different and needs a unique backing band, not to mention a plethora of complex backing vocals.. admittedly, mostly supplied by yours truly.
The CD is going to be used in three extremely important ways in order for me to grow my brand and reputation:
1) To become part of my support material when applying for both national and international music/arts festivals
2) As part of my press-kit for local radio play when touring to various cities and towns around the country
3) To sell as merchandise at live shows. Everyone loves a take-home CD!
Most of the songs are on my youtube channel
or in demo format on Reverbnation

How The Funds Will Be Used
1) To pay the fabulous Andy Burns for his work as record producer, musician, mixer and over-all music director.
2) Four day hire of Salt Studios plus the use of their talented in-house engineer
3) Up to six individual musicians to play specialist roles including drums, guitar solos and strings
4) Graphic design for the CD cover, including all the thank-you's to you good folk
5) CD replication x 500 so that I can get the little beauty all over town and beyond!
The Challenges
Signed CD please!
Get yourself an EP before it becomes available to anyone else, hand-signed by the formidable Miss K! I will also publicly thank you for your donation on my Miss K face book page: https://www.facebook.com/misskcabaret *Free postage within Australia only, extra postages cost for O/S
CD, Keep Cup & Thanks!
Enjoy your CD hot off the press, along with your very own Miss K keep up (in the colour of your choice.) Writing says: 'Coffee, Tea or me?!' And.. wait for it... a thank you within the sleeve of the CD you now have in your hands! You're famous! *Free postage within Australia only, extra postages cost for O/S
The Manly Pack
Feeling un-masculine? Perhaps you need to get your mitts on 'The Manly Pack' and show your allegiance to The Republic of K' with your very own Bonds singlet whilst listening to your Miss K EP and admiring your thank you listing on the inside sleeve! Just saying....
The girly pack!
Miss K has teamed up with Bonsai Kitten to create the most fabulous shower-caps you've ever seen. You simply must have one...and why not don you're matching 'Republic of K' knickers whilst dancing around your lounge room to your new Miss K CD... with your name on the inside sleeve of course. Bargain! *Free postage within Australia only, extra postages cost for O/S
The Singing Telegram!
Bring back the golden age of the singing telegram! Miss K started her career as one and you can grab a rare opportunity to see why she was so popular. Got someone with a B'day or another special occasion coming up? Why not buy them a 'telegram' and Miss K will write a personalised song about them, show up at their party and voile, everyone will love it! Show goes for approx 10 mins. Miss K CD also included. *This one's for Melbourne folk only, unless you want to pay for my flights...!
Clown or Fairy show!
Let Wiggi the Clown or Tinkles the Funky Fairy entertain at your next kid's party! 1 hour of magic, music. balloons & face-painting. Miss K CD included. *Valid for 12 months from July, metropolatin Melbourne only
Lounge Room Cabaret
Have you heard about the new sensation? It's called 'Lounge Room Cabaret' and its hit Melbourne like a shot of tequila! Gather some friends, put on some nibbles and enjoy her show 'Miss K is...Wrong . com!' in your lounge, or back-yard or toilet if its big enough! CD + Keep Cup for you included! * Melbourne only unless you can fit in with a pre-arranged tour, or pay for flights!
Just do it!
Just want to see this project happen and happen fast?! Well if you're going to be so generous, then I'm going to make you a major sponsor and put either your logo or just your name if you choose on the inside cover of the CD and make sure everyone knows what an incredible human you are! We're not talking a listing along with everyone else, we're talking you're very own spot of fame! + 10 CD's for you to share your fame around
The Kitchen Pack!
My most talented sculptor brother has generously offered to hand-make one lucky recipient a one-of-a-kind Anton McMurray original wooden spoon. Enjoy stirring your sauces whilst sipping on your coffee from your Miss K Keep cup and listening to your CD with your name on the inside sleeve. The perfect night in! *Free postage within Australia only, extra postages cost for O/S
The man pack + Hat!
Grab that's all included in the Manly Pack plus the most fabulous hat you see atop my handsome model's head. Brand is Goodrin and size is XL. I paid at least $150 for it and its hardly warn as it was never 'me'... but perhaps it could be 'you'! If you live in Melbourne, you're welcome to come try it out before committing if you like. Think how you can strut around town in your singlet, wearing your groovy hat and listening to you Miss K EP on your i-thingy.. ohh yeah!
2 nights in Apollo Bay!
Stay in the heart of Apollo bay for 2 glorious nights. Whether its hot or cold, Apollo bay is amazing. With its rugged beach, lush rain forest or delicious coffee shops and farmers markets; its got something for everyone and I'm offering you the perfect accommodation to enjoy it from. Here's the house listed on AirBNB: https://www.airbnb.com.au/rooms/4060305 Sleeps up to 5 and has all that you need for a great couple of days away! CD included