Malcolm Dix

My First 100 Bogan Words

A$5,395
of $5,000 targetyrs ago
Successful on 18th Apr 2013 at 1:00AM.

UPDATE: 

Pole Dancing will be altered in the book based on some recent feedback. You can see the new image in the thumbnail before playing the video. The old image is still at the end of the video, but will be changed for the printed books. Thanks to those who have provided feedback,  please keep spreading the word and thanks to all who have pledged so far. We're half way there in the words of Bon Jovi. 


Also, below all the text are some images of previous work - calendar, greeting cards, Ninja Dad - to give you an idea of the rewards on offer. Cheers! 

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We all agree that encouraging toddlers to read is crucial for their development, but why are many early childhood books so dreary, conservative and mind-numbingly boring?


'My First 100 Bogan Words' guarantees that reading books to toddlers will always be a grand and mighty adventure. (as reading should be).


After years spent reading countless 'Politically Correct American' picture books to his kids (complete with words like 'baseball', 'Mom', and  'yellow school bus'...blergh!), Malcolm decided it was time someone wrote a real, engaging, Australian book that would appeal to both kids and adults alike, regardless of one's 'bogan' heritage.


'My First 100 Bogan Words' celebrates our unique Australian history and language with words like 'Flanno', 'Chiko Roll' and 'Acca Dacca' - words that inexplicably do not appear in any early learning curriculum...inconceivable!


Incorporating everyday and occasionally absurd 'bogan' words and pictures that everyone will connect with (even Mal's elderly mum knew most of them), 'My First 100 Bogan Words' is a guaranteed conversation starter. Granted, some of the content will require adults to think quickly and improvise but hey, that's what reading to children is all about...using your imagination!


So Malcolm and Alex wish to ask you a few simple questions:


Do you have toddlers of your own?   If so, are the books they are reading adequately preparing them for the wondrous, diverse and occasionally 'bogan' world ahead?


Do you have nieces/nephews/grandchildren who may delight in such an 'awesome' book?


Maybe you don't wish to have kids at all but simply want to get involved with this project cause it sounds cool?


If you answered "YES" to any of these questions then we would love to hear from you.

In the fullness of time, Malcolm and Alex believe this book will bring people together (okay, that's unlikely), achieve world peace (bollocks), inspire children to greatness (maybe), make adults laugh out loud (yes that bit's true), and celebrate all things BOGAN (absolutely).


UGGIES

BULLY

BON


All funds are being put into the printing and shipping costs for 2000 books, and will be available through select retail outlets around Australia and on http://www.malcolmdix.com


If the response is overwhelming, we would also like to expand our publicity campaign, reach more retail outlets and look at turning the book into a mighty Bogan E-book.


Finally, $1 dollar from every book sold will go to 'The Fathering Project.' (www.thefatheringproject.org). This is an organisation that encourages men to become the best fathers/stepfathers and role models they can be. They also educate the wider community about the importance of having good male role models in all aspects of society. They do amazing work and have a heap of resources available so please check them out.


Examples of Alex Manfrin's previous work making Calendars and Greeting Cards. Available in the rewards section. 

Magnet design #1

Malcolm's previous book: Ninja Dad. Also part of select rewards packages. 

Furry Dice Package: - A 'Bogan Baby' fridge magnet hand-crafted by Bogans and machines - A truly awesome letter of thanks for supporting this project, emailed to you by V8 leaded technology

5 chosen / 95 available

Est. delivery is Dec 13

Uggies Package: - A 'My First 100 Bogan Words' stubbie holder (beer not included) - A similar most awesome letter of thanks for supporting this friggin significant project emailed to you by sophisticated Bogan fingers

3 chosen / 47 available

Est. delivery is Dec 13

Lazy Bugger Package: - You don't want multiple items to look after. You just want the book when it's finished. So that's what you'll get! My First 100 Bogan Words hot off the press. Nothing more, nothing less.

9 chosen / 21 available

Est. delivery is Dec 13

Mullet Package: - A copy of 'My First 100 Bogan words' delivered to your door via Bogans disguised as posties. - The legendary Stubbie Holder handmade by gigantic machines operated by Bogans, - Letter of thanks emailed to you from an old school Bogan dial-up modem

3 chosen / 27 available

Est. delivery is Dec 13

Flanno Package: - The finished product delivered to your house by a random V8 ute...or probably just the postie. - 'My First 100 Bogan Words' stubbie holder handmade by bogan hands - Bogan Baby fridge magnet made from magnetised stuff - 3 of Alex's greeting cards that he will design with his awesome mind - A 'boganised' invitation to the official book launch

7 chosen / 13 available

Est. delivery is Oct 13

Bogan Fellowship Package: - Two autographed & bogan giftwrapped copies of the book delivered to you by death metal sherpa's...AKA Oz Post - Your name listed in the book as a 'Mighty Bogan Sponsor' - A copy of Mal's 'Ninja Dad' book - Alex's 2014 Calendar of Awe - 5 of Alex's greeting cards - 'My First 100 Bogan Words' stubbie holder - Bogan Baby fridge magnet - A totally personalised invitation to the official 'Bogan' book launch

2 chosen / 8 available

Est. delivery is Dec 13

Black Label Package: - Email us a photo of you, ya child or niece/nephew etc and we will 'bogan-ise' and photoshop the pic into the book, where it will appear in all 2000 copies for, like forever - You will be listed in the book as a 'Legend' - 2 autographed & gift wrapped copies of the book - A copy of Mal's 'Ninja Dad' book - Alex's 2014 Calendar of Awe - 10 of Alex's greeting cards - Bogan Baby fridge magnet & stubbie holder - A personalised invite to the Book launch with two VIP seats

4 chosen / 1 available

Est. delivery is Dec 13