Martin Burns

Thank you! You get the sense of satisfaction that can only be garnered from altruism.

Now we're talking! You'll get your name in the film's credits.

Now we're into 'buying real stuff' territory! You'll get a copy of the film on DVD as well as your name in the film's credits.

Did I mention I'm also a visual artist?<br /><br /> http://martinnixon.daportfolio.com/<br /><br /> I will paint a watercolour scene of your choosing on A5 paper (up to two characters, whatever you like as long as it's not too obscene). You'll ALSO get your name in the credits and a DVD. That's pretty sweet for fifty bucks!

I will paint an A4 watercolour scene of your request with up to three characters! That's twice the size for twice the price, but also an extra half again of characters on top of that! I'm not gonna crunch the numbers, but that's a lot of extra value. This is pretty cheap for artwork!<br /><br /><br /> Not only that, but you get a ticket to the end-of-year screening of the movie!<br /><br /><br /> You also get (say it with me now) a name in the credits and a DVD.

Did I also mention that I draw the online humour strip Zunfa Comics?<br /><br /> http://www.zunfa.net/<br /><br /> For $150, you can send me a photo of yourself and I will draw you into the comic as a cameo character. As well as an A4 watercolour, a DVD and a name in the movie credits, you will be immortalised in the comic's archives as an Awesome Person for all of eternity!

If you are super-generous enough to still be scrolling down the page, for two hundred big ones you'll get EVERYTHING in the $150 reward, PLUS, you can come and hang out and co-write a comic strip with me and the Zunfa Comics writer for yourself to star in. Seriously, who doesn't want a comic about themselves to exist as a real thing?

If you're willing to plonk down this much money, I will do an A4 painting in full acrylics for you of ANYTHING YOU WANT. I will not judge you; I'll just paint it. Plus a name in the credits and a DVD.