Mira Melaluca

Virtual Spirit Quest ~ 10 days

WH@T??
iMira Melaluca will undertake a hardcore pilgrimage to meditate on the Essence of Internet, and bring back new content on behalf of the weirdness in You.
I shall go on this Virtual Spirit Quest TM to obtain new high value newsfeed nutrients, and purify my virtual self to new states of enlightened entrepeneurship and social innovation. Mmmm.
This process will be initiated by an $8∞8 mystical money miracle, which relies on your skeptical generosity and immaculate taste.

HOW??!
i Will spend 10 whole days solo in deep trance, in a remote witch cabin... without internet.
(you know, like a self directed art therapy punk vipassana)
Every cell of my being will be opened to the pure underlying virtual matrix; a direct connection to the source of content creation without influence from the cacophonous seas of computers, newsfeed and basic af mind chatter.
I will tap in to the realm of prophecy, quantum parody and the land of synchronicity where timeless hipster meme babies are born and mental health doesn't even exist yet. I will transcend "authenticity" and "vulnerability" into the untame nude waters of psychospiritual psychosis (with safety vest on).
What wonders may I glimpse for YOU, from this place?!

i Will perform invocations, evocations, prayers, rituals, dance, song, rap, chanting, painting, vision boarding, mindfulness, demartini processes, gratitude journals, spiral techniques, ancestral movements, sex magick, psychic channeling and of course YOGA... All in the name of bringing back the NU SOUND most profound virtual UPGRADES & DOWNLOADS for your newsfeeds, and your brand identity.

WHY?!
to create pure organic ethically harvested mystical content!!
to boldly indulge a manifestation like no other creative pilgrimage before!
to send a virtual explorer off into the wilderness on behalf of the tribe!
to create new techniques, new pyramid schemes, new layers of parody in spiritual branding in the "online space"!
to usher in a new wave of far too genuine to be cool!
holistic vengence and redemption!
because science! because performance art!
because we are living in a millennial world, and I am a millennial girl.

WHY ME?!
i am a genuine certified millennial indigo holographic diamond adult, performance artist, spiritual athlete, astrologer, digital mystic and thinktank. who knows what mysteries i will find this time when i stare into the void with the pyramidal support of 1001 true followers?? take my hand, let's find out...

WHY YOU?!
all will be revealed during this lightning flash miracle crowdfunding campaign.
you probably value high quality imagination healing.
have faith, trust your soul if it #resonates with my transmission, buy my wares....

when?!
TBA!

peruse some of my previous glory here @ https://www.instagram.com/mirazmirrorz/

This Virtual Spirit Quest will test the hypothesis that to be a real successful #influencer / artist / entrepreneur, one only needs 1000 true fans. That's you; none of this 60k followers fake engagement bots on instagram bs.
Doesn't matter if we just met - you only gotta gimme $8, which is like 2 cups of coffee, etc.
Support your local artists, independent researchers, up and coming gurus, creative explorers, etc.

why 8k? because that's what my life coach said I would manifest as an #abundance miracle.
I'm testing fate/faith, obvs, and I want you to play along with me.
If other people can manifest their dreams, then why not live vicariously through me?!

8008 = 8∞8 = infinite spirit number, maximum auspicious
1001 x approx $8 = true pyramid scheme dream queen
Other quantities of angelic donation and creative development sponsorship warmly welcome

cash will be used by Mira Melaluca Mystical Tycoon TM pty ltd as deemed appropriate & most mysterious
Mira believes in supporting the wisdom of process oriented work, without the pressures and promise of outcomes that drive much artistic production and health/wellness businesses these days.