Nelly Thomas

Comedian, Author, Stirrer.

Some Mums (are Fat Molls)

AU$22,286
of $20,000 stretchyrs ago
Successful on 9th Apr 2021 at 7:00AM.

No Reward

I choose to have no reward for my pledge because I am a renegade moll who just wants to support feminist publishing.

19 chosen

BASIC MOLLS: ONE COPY OF THE BOOK

This reward is for those of you going, "Just give me the f'n book" and let me get back to my Häagen-Dazs. This is your basic, pre-order option. Includes one copy of the book, postage & taxes. (NB: all books will be posted out at the end of April 2021, in time for Mother's Day)

212 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

TWO FAT MOLLS: DOUBLE TROUBLE

Nelly's mum used to call bingo. Her favourite call? "TWO FAT LADIES, 88." This reward is for supporters who want two copies: one copy for themselves and one for a mate. Or two for themselves. Or two for mates. Whatever - it's for two copies. Includes two copies of the book, postage & taxes. (NB: all books will be posted at the end of April 2021, in time for Mother's Day)

144 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

NEEDY MOLLS

This reward is for those supporters who want the book, but want it personally signed by the author and WITH a personal message from her very own sharpie. The message can be to you, your mum, your friend - whomever the copy is for. Includes one SIGNED copy of the book, postage & taxes with a personalised message (if you request it). All books will be posted at the end of April 2021, in time for Mother's Day - Nelly can send your mum a message.

18 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

ORGANISED MOLLS: FIVE COPIES

This is for supporters who think ahead. You're the kind of person who reads the Aldi Catalogue and has a "present box". You probably have a spare cupboard that has been Kondo'd. Great for friends, your Mother's Group, your Book Club, your Mahjong Mob - whatever! Includes five copies of the book, postage & taxes. (NB: all books will be posted to you at the end of April 2021, in time for Mother's Day)

44 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

INSTA MOLLS - YOUR OWN SELF PORTRAIT!

This reward is for supporters who would like their portrait drawn by our fabulous illustrator Cat MacInnes! Yes, your own personal moll pic. You supply Cat some pics and she'll work her magic. Includes 1 signed copy of the book + one drawing of you (sent as a high-quality PdF so you can get it printed or used however you want - your website, socials image etc.) (NB: all books will be posted at the end of April 2021, in time for Mother's Day)

5 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

BLOODY GENEROUS MOLLS

Includes 30 autographed copies of the book sent to you AND/OR, to organisations you specify. This is more a donation than a pre-order so YOU ARE TOP OF THE WAZZA (it's a Bingo term). But seriously, pledges like this literally make the project happen and in choosing this option you are supporting indepedent, feminist publishing. SO THANK YOU. If you choose this pledge, Nelly will be in touch to see where you'd like the books sent and to whom. Can send to your mates, local refuges, women's orgs - wherever you'd prefer. Or, all 30 to can be sent to you.

0 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

YOUR OWN BLOODY BOOK WITH YOU IN IT, MOLL!

THE BEST GIFT EVER! (OR, TREAT YOURSELVES, SUPER-STARS) Nelly and Cat will put you in your very own copy of "Some Mums (are Fat Molls)" Literally. You will supply some photos and Cat will draw you. You'll have a zoom call with Nelly and she will then write a paragraph about you. The final product: a Collector's Edition one-off, personalised, hard-copy of the book sent to you and inlcluding you. If you get this for mum for Mother's Day - you will blow her mind! EXAMPLE: Nelly likes to lie on the couch, She sayes her legs feel broken. 'Darl can you bring some icecream'? I'm sure the shops are open! NELLY CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS

0 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

No Reward

I choose to have no reward for my pledge because I am a renegade moll who just wants to support feminist publishing.

19 chosen

BASIC MOLLS: ONE COPY OF THE BOOK

This reward is for those of you going, "Just give me the f'n book" and let me get back to my Häagen-Dazs. This is your basic, pre-order option. Includes one copy of the book, postage & taxes. (NB: all books will be posted out at the end of April 2021, in time for Mother's Day)

212 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

TWO FAT MOLLS: DOUBLE TROUBLE

Nelly's mum used to call bingo. Her favourite call? "TWO FAT LADIES, 88." This reward is for supporters who want two copies: one copy for themselves and one for a mate. Or two for themselves. Or two for mates. Whatever - it's for two copies. Includes two copies of the book, postage & taxes. (NB: all books will be posted at the end of April 2021, in time for Mother's Day)

144 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

NEEDY MOLLS

This reward is for those supporters who want the book, but want it personally signed by the author and WITH a personal message from her very own sharpie. The message can be to you, your mum, your friend - whomever the copy is for. Includes one SIGNED copy of the book, postage & taxes with a personalised message (if you request it). All books will be posted at the end of April 2021, in time for Mother's Day - Nelly can send your mum a message.

18 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

ORGANISED MOLLS: FIVE COPIES

This is for supporters who think ahead. You're the kind of person who reads the Aldi Catalogue and has a "present box". You probably have a spare cupboard that has been Kondo'd. Great for friends, your Mother's Group, your Book Club, your Mahjong Mob - whatever! Includes five copies of the book, postage & taxes. (NB: all books will be posted to you at the end of April 2021, in time for Mother's Day)

44 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

INSTA MOLLS - YOUR OWN SELF PORTRAIT!

This reward is for supporters who would like their portrait drawn by our fabulous illustrator Cat MacInnes! Yes, your own personal moll pic. You supply Cat some pics and she'll work her magic. Includes 1 signed copy of the book + one drawing of you (sent as a high-quality PdF so you can get it printed or used however you want - your website, socials image etc.) (NB: all books will be posted at the end of April 2021, in time for Mother's Day)

5 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

BLOODY GENEROUS MOLLS

Includes 30 autographed copies of the book sent to you AND/OR, to organisations you specify. This is more a donation than a pre-order so YOU ARE TOP OF THE WAZZA (it's a Bingo term). But seriously, pledges like this literally make the project happen and in choosing this option you are supporting indepedent, feminist publishing. SO THANK YOU. If you choose this pledge, Nelly will be in touch to see where you'd like the books sent and to whom. Can send to your mates, local refuges, women's orgs - wherever you'd prefer. Or, all 30 to can be sent to you.

0 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21

YOUR OWN BLOODY BOOK WITH YOU IN IT, MOLL!

THE BEST GIFT EVER! (OR, TREAT YOURSELVES, SUPER-STARS) Nelly and Cat will put you in your very own copy of "Some Mums (are Fat Molls)" Literally. You will supply some photos and Cat will draw you. You'll have a zoom call with Nelly and she will then write a paragraph about you. The final product: a Collector's Edition one-off, personalised, hard-copy of the book sent to you and inlcluding you. If you get this for mum for Mother's Day - you will blow her mind! EXAMPLE: Nelly likes to lie on the couch, She sayes her legs feel broken. 'Darl can you bring some icecream'? I'm sure the shops are open! NELLY CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS

0 chosen

Est. delivery is Apr 21