No Typewriters No Talking
No Reward
I do not care for physical things, I just want to support Patter, No Typewriters / No Talking, and creators.
Digital Supporter
Love trees and don't want to see any cut down to make Patter? We got you. Pledge $15 and you'll get a epub version sent direct to your email and your name will go under the Digital Supporter Section in Patter.
Patter Supporter Level
Receive one copy of Patter + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the "SUPPORTER" section.
I writ3 goodly
If you pledge at this level you will recieve: a physical editon of Patter, an electronic edition of Patter, your name in the "I writ3 goodly" section + No Typewriters / No Talking Editor-in-Chief Jackson will provide an editorial review of a piece (up to 3000 words) and provide feedback. No promises it will be better than when Jackson started.
Patter + your very own fan fiction
Receive your edition of Patter + a personalised fan fiction about you written by Editor-in-Chief Jackson James Wood + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Fan Fiction supporters” section. You will recieve a physical copy, written on a gosh darn typewriter, as well as an electronic copy, laid out in the the same fashion as this issue of Patter. Just answer the questions and, with the power of his brain, Jackson will write a fan-fic about you (length up to 1000 words).
Patter + NTNT for a year!
If you pledge at this level you will recieve: a physical editon of Patter, an electronic edition of Patter, your name in the "No Typewriters OG supporter" section + a special discount code which means you can come to any No Typewriters / No Talking session at Tempo Rubato for free in 2026.
Patter Corporate Supporters
Say you're a business or organisation who wants to support writers writing. This is your chance to do just that by pledging towards this campaign. You'll get your business name + one short sentence blurb + logo in the back of the first edition under the “Corporate supporters” section.
Patter + Bat
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a bat by Jo Waite for What Is A Bat by Jelena Potpara + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + Tent
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a tent by Jo Waite for Summer Camping by Flames Davidson + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty folk” section.
Patter + Cheesecake
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a cheesecake by Jo Waite for Deconstructing Cheesecake by Elliot Senftleben + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + Ribs
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of some ribs by Jo Waite for The Heartbreaking Final Performance of Suzie Tibbs and her Miraculous Musical Ribs by Lee Crawford + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + A Village
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a village by Jo Waite for Lean In by Sage S Harvey + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + Cockatoo
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a cockatoo by Jo Waite for Don't Tell The Cockatoos by Georgina Knox + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + Korg Poly800
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a Korg Poly800 by Jo Waite for Band Practice In by Mark Perry + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + Coffin
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a coffin by Jo Waite for Last Rites In by Katy Sylvia + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
No Reward
I do not care for physical things, I just want to support Patter, No Typewriters / No Talking, and creators.
Digital Supporter
Love trees and don't want to see any cut down to make Patter? We got you. Pledge $15 and you'll get a epub version sent direct to your email and your name will go under the Digital Supporter Section in Patter.
Patter Supporter Level
Receive one copy of Patter + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the "SUPPORTER" section.
I writ3 goodly
If you pledge at this level you will recieve: a physical editon of Patter, an electronic edition of Patter, your name in the "I writ3 goodly" section + No Typewriters / No Talking Editor-in-Chief Jackson will provide an editorial review of a piece (up to 3000 words) and provide feedback. No promises it will be better than when Jackson started.
Patter + your very own fan fiction
Receive your edition of Patter + a personalised fan fiction about you written by Editor-in-Chief Jackson James Wood + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Fan Fiction supporters” section. You will recieve a physical copy, written on a gosh darn typewriter, as well as an electronic copy, laid out in the the same fashion as this issue of Patter. Just answer the questions and, with the power of his brain, Jackson will write a fan-fic about you (length up to 1000 words).
Patter + NTNT for a year!
If you pledge at this level you will recieve: a physical editon of Patter, an electronic edition of Patter, your name in the "No Typewriters OG supporter" section + a special discount code which means you can come to any No Typewriters / No Talking session at Tempo Rubato for free in 2026.
Patter Corporate Supporters
Say you're a business or organisation who wants to support writers writing. This is your chance to do just that by pledging towards this campaign. You'll get your business name + one short sentence blurb + logo in the back of the first edition under the “Corporate supporters” section.
Patter + Bat
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a bat by Jo Waite for What Is A Bat by Jelena Potpara + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + Tent
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a tent by Jo Waite for Summer Camping by Flames Davidson + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty folk” section.
Patter + Cheesecake
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a cheesecake by Jo Waite for Deconstructing Cheesecake by Elliot Senftleben + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + Ribs
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of some ribs by Jo Waite for The Heartbreaking Final Performance of Suzie Tibbs and her Miraculous Musical Ribs by Lee Crawford + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + A Village
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a village by Jo Waite for Lean In by Sage S Harvey + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + Cockatoo
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a cockatoo by Jo Waite for Don't Tell The Cockatoos by Georgina Knox + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + Korg Poly800
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a Korg Poly800 by Jo Waite for Band Practice In by Mark Perry + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.
Patter + Coffin
Receive your edition of Patter + the original illustration of a coffin by Jo Waite for Last Rites In by Katy Sylvia + your name will go into the back of the first edition under the “Cool arty supporters” section.