Middle Earth Meets OZ

Photo: David Woolley at Vintage Glamour Photography
From the far off land of Aus… Ruby Slippers! Kodachrome Queen and sweetheart of the Silver Screen, Ruby Slippers is an MC and burlesque striptease artiste hailing from Perth, Western Australia. A member of Perth’s premier burlesque and vintage dance troupe Sugar Blue Burlesque since 2011, Ruby has graced the stage as a solo performer, teacher, costumier, curator and MC both in her hometown and at Fringe and arts festivals across the country. Rumoured to be the lesbian love child of Judy Garland and Lucille Ball, her mothers’ influence is evident in her camp, comedic, and impeccably costumed performance. Charismatic and coiffured, she’ll charm the pants off you and add them to her already extensive wardrobe!
This year Ruby Slippers has been selected to perform at the New Zealand Burlesque Festival, and behind her glittering facade is a performer who needs your help!
How The Funds Will Be Used
The Challenges
Lifetime Hug Subscription
For just $5, you can subscribe to a lifetime of hugs from Ruby Slippers! Will it be a friendly cuddle? Kisses on the cheek to add a continental touch? The choices are endless!
Hugs and Sweet Nothings
Upgrade your Lifetime Hug Subscription to the Sweet Nothings package! Every hug will be accompanied by a sweet nothing whispered in your ear, especially for you! "I miss us" "Your smell reminds me of the springtime" "You have the essence of a unicorn" and many, many more can be expected!
Middle Earth Postcards!
$20 gets you a hand written postcard from Middle Earth! Well, New Zealand. Which is basically the same thing! Make sure you provide a postal address and I'll use my best handwriting.
Instagram Dedication!
A picture tells a thousand words, so at just 5c per word, you've really scored yourself a bargain! Whilst travelling Middle Earth, I'll dedicate an Instagram post from my account @clickthreetimes especially to you! Special requests will be taken into consideration and filled to the best of my abilities! Make sure you send me your Instagram handle so I can send you ALL of the love!
Solo Workshop
If you've got a concept you want to get off the ground, then I want to help! I've been teaching the Solo Performer Course with Sugar Blue Burlesque for the past 18 months, and seeing performers bring their solo dream to life is one of my favourite things in the world. You provide the space (Greater Perth area only!) and I'll come to you. We'll spend an hour going over your concept, costume, routine and character to help get your routine show ready!
Ruby LIVE!
$200 big ones gets you a solo performance by Ruby Slippers at a venue or event of your choice! House Warming? Birthday? Surprise Party? Give your guests something memorable with a show by one of Perth's finest!