Simon Taylor

Melbourne
Performance

Simon Taylor needs a US VISA

A$4,030
of $4,000 targetyrs ago
Successful on 21st May 2015 at 4:10AM.
I started doing comedy at 23-years-old in Melbourne. In my first ever gig I bombed. Hard. Walking off stage after 6 minutes of a silent crowd, I was determined to work out how to make a bunch of strangers laugh. 

I hit the local scene with all my might. Doing festival shows, late night gigs in seedy bars, hosting crazy circus shows, charity fundraisers and awkward corporate events. Since that first failure I have lived and breathed comedy, focusing on building myself into a consummate writer & performer. It sometimes meant surviving off a loaf of bread and a bowl of peas for a week so I didn't have to take on a time-consuming job. I found myself pumping out topical gags on Twitter, reading every book on the craft and throwing myself in front of crowds as often possible.


At 24, I was lucky enough to have a friend invite me to stay with him in Los Angeles. Before I flew over I tried to book a number of gigs there. I either received an apologetic rejection email or no reply at all. My friend asked his friend to do him a favour and get me a spot at comedy night. I touched down at LAX airport and was driven straight to a comic book store where I did an 8 minute set in the back room to a few dozen people. After the show a man approached me and introduced himself as a producer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. He offered me tickets to the show the following week. I was thrilled and chuffed at the chance to see the most prestigious late night chat show in television history. I attended. Drank it in. Loved it. I was in awe at the pinnacle of showbiz this production embodied and the craft that went into it. After the show I started to leave but was called back by the producer. He wanted to introduce me to Jay Leno. Shocked and thrilled I was lead backstage to meet the man. Out of sheer nervousness I made an offhand joke about being a comedian. Jay laughed and said I should send jokes in. Unsure if this was some sort of prank I got the producer's email and wrote two pages of topical jokes that night. The next day I had a contract.
 

For two years I toured Australia and Asia doing stand up, while sending jokes to The Tonight Show via email. Jay would send cheques to my home in Melbourne so I didn't need a US work VISA (the application process is long, expensive and arduous). The show ended in Feb 2014, meaning my income was once again based on my live gigs. I toured my festival shows, selling out in Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth, Brisbane, Hong Kong, Singapore, Manila and Cambodia. Earning enough to buy the next plane ticket and keep my career moving. I got hosting roles on community TV. They are unpaid, but money has never been my focus. It's been become the complete entertainer that I know I can be.



So now, a year and a half since Jay Leno retired, I am being called back to America to write, act and tour my comedy. But the VISA is imperative. So with an arsenal of comedy material, stand-up albums, TV specials, viral videos and a spark in my eye, I am endeavouring to take my comedy back to the United States where it can flourish. All I need is a jumpstart to get me over there.

How The Funds Will Be Used

The funds will directly used to cover application and immigration attorney costs.

Standard estimations include: $325 filing fee, $2500 for attorney fee, $2500 approval fee.

I have covered $1325 with my own funds to get the application started and need $4000 to complete it.

The Challenges

The challenges for this project include being comprehensive in my application. I will need to draw on all my contacts in the US, Australian and South-East Asian comedy industry to back-up my credentials. This is time consuming but my network is supportive and have already expressed they will vouch for me as an extraordinary entertainer.

Stand-Up Album Download

You'll get your choice of stand-up comedy album emailed to you. Either "Simon Taylor - Funny" from 2014 or "Simon Taylor - Personal Best" from 2015. They are 45 minutes of the most hilarious jokes from my world tours. Reviews for the shows include: "A master of timing" - The Age “Smart and engrossing from beginning to end” - Time Out Hong Kong “Skilfull comic timing and talent.” - Herald Sun "A commanding stage presence and charisma to boot" - The Advertiser

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Est. delivery is May 15

Stand-Up Album USB

A cool USB of my stand-up comedy album "Simon Taylor - Funny" posted to you. Reviews for the show include: "Simon Taylor is funny, there is no doubting that" - Rip it Up "A master of timing" - The Age “Skilfull comic timing and talent.” - Herald Sun "Perfectly satisfying and funny from start to finish" - Beat Magazine

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Est. delivery is Jun 15

Gold Pass to Live Shows

You get yourself a double pass to ANY of my live shows/gigs you want to attend to in the next year. My average ticket price for two people is $50. So if you see me more than three times, you're practically making money. Simply make a ticketing request with me directly and if the show isn't already sold out, two tickets are yours. Best suited to people in Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth, Brisbane or Singapore. Valid until June 2015

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Est. delivery is Jun 16

Private Comedy Set

My standard rate for a private or corporate performance is valued at $3000. I've been hired by the likes of IBM, Mental Health Australia, SBS, 3AW & countless more. This is a limited offer where I can tailor the performance to your event, making it fun and entertaining for all. Reviews of my corporate work: "Word Class" - 3AW "That was the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life!" - Magic 1278 “Our night would not have been such a success without Simon." - SBS

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Est. delivery is Jun 16

OMG MAGIC!

I rarely do close-up magic anymore. Only when I am paid the big bucks or when really attractive people ask me to. So I am only offering one of these. I will perform close-up magic at your event for an hour. You'll get me mingling, up close and personal, doing my award-winning sleight of hand magic right under your nose. "Winner of Adelaide Magic Convention 2009" "AMAZING!" - ABC 774 "World Class" - 3AW

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Est. delivery is Jun 16