The Jar Collector
This is Davina speaking,
I have an itty-bitty $450 problem. You see, I made a piece of theatre and I’m self producing. And in my excitement I threw all my cash at the production and forgot about the rent.
It’s not like I’ll be sleeping on the streets, it’s just that we need $450 to pay for our fabulous venue. Otherwise we’ll have to perform in the living room at Sassy Boutique (AKA my house).
There are wonderfully talented people on board. Cazz Bainbridge and Ross De Winter will be performing with me, Sarah Joyce Irvine and Owen Phillips are our designers and Foragers (AKA Simone Gustafsson) wrote the score.
The Jar Collector is all designed and made and rehearsed and ready to go. We just need to pay the remainder of the venue hire so that we can settle in and show people our theatre.
It’s going to be a fabulous show and it’d be such a shame to have to show it in our living room.
So we’re asking you, dear family and friends (and employers and colleagues and acquaintances and that guy I just saw on the tram who smiled at me), to all pitch in to reach our goal of $450 to secure our exceedingly cool venue.
On the right there you can either click on the big green button or the gift you’d like to receive. That’s right, gift!
Check them out.
Pozible will ask you to create an account with them. It will only take a second and you don’t get any annoying emails. Except for a receipt. You can even do it through Facebook.
A big warm Jar Collector cuddle. <br /> <br /> One of the team will come to you and give you a big hug to say thank-you.
Come over for a cuppa!<br /> <br /> We will serve you tea and/or coffee and biscuits at Jar Collector HQ (AKA Sassy Boutique AKA Dee’s house).<br />
Re-gift!<br /> <br /> You will become the proud owner of a book that we have been given and loved. Being total wankers, books are very important to us and we think this is a very meaningful thankyou. Titles include 1984, Living to Tell the Tale and Who’s My Mummy?
The perfect first date!<br /> <br /> Dee will go on the perfect first date with you. Witty banter abound. Your shout.
Head shots.<br /> <br /> You’ll get some new shots by Xavier O’Shannessy. If you’re not a performer, no worries, he’ll take some lovely portraits for you.
Shop like a pro.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Receive personal shopping experience from our Jar Collector stylists (Dee, Cazz, and Xavier).
A super even more professional styling session. <br /><br /> <br /><br /> Our stylists will come to your house, assess the situation and then take you shopping to refresh your wardrobe or get you ready for your important event/first date. <br /><br />
Dinner!<br /> <br /> <br /> We will cook for you and pamper you and give you super lovely wine to say thank you. <br /> <br /> Bring a date (or two) and head over to Sassy Boutique (AKA Dee’s house) and The Jar Collector team will entertain you like only slightly insane people can. <br />