The satisfaction of providing me with a big bite of icecream.

The satisfaction of providing me with a huge bite of icecream. I will also make a satisfied eating noise and think of you when consuming the bite.

The satisfaction of providing me with a ginormous bite of icecream. Prior to the bite, I'll say, "This one's for you, (YOUR NAME)."

You get to select the icecream I eat.* *Icecream must be readily available from Melbourne convenience stores.

An ice-cream themed poem will be dedicated to you, by name, on the Emmet NichLOLs comedy page.

I will send you an icecream.

I will film the eating of the icecream and upload it onto www.facebook.com/EmmetNicholsComedy and include your name in the post.

You will receive the icecream wrapper - signed! The wrapper can be redeemed at the door for 2 tickets to a performance of "99 Problems" in Perth Fringe 2013.

A year's supply of icecream!!! (For Emmet Nichols) (I only eat it when it's hot, and I live in Melbourne.)