For the cost of the proposed Medicare Bulk-billing co-payment, you will receive an acknowledgement on the Wonky Health homepage at Croakey.

For the cost of a PBS prescription co-payment, you will receive an acknowledgement at the end of each Wonky Health column and a fortnightly e-mail only available to subscribers highlighting and providing unique commentary on one interesting health article.

For the cost of the average gap payment to see a GP, you will receive all of the above plus a fortnightly e-mail only available to subscribers highlighting and providing unique commentary on three interesting health articles.

For the cost of the average gap payment to see a specialist, you will receive all of the above plus a beautiful doctor’s certificate signed by myself pointing out that as you can afford this, you are likely to live a long and healthy life