THE FATHER BOB SINGS FOR A MILLION RECORD (digital download) Be the first to hear Bob’s new tunes, selected by you via #songs4bob. Take it with you on the train, to the park, listen to it in the bathroom in crystal clear 320kbps. It may contain Madonna (we’re kinda hoping it does). Oh, and you’ll get a mention in the liner notes! Rock’n roll!

A BIRTHDAY PHONE CALL FROM FATHER BOB * $50 can pay for medication for a week * What do you get that special someone who already has it all? How about some words of advice and congratulations from South Melbourne’s greatest giver of quotes?

SIGNED DVD OF 'IN BOB WE TRUST' If you love to laugh, cry, get furious at the establishment, learn about how one person can change lives and why we're doing this campaign in the first place. Signed by the man himself. "One of the best Australian films of any kind in years." - Jake Wilson, The Age ★★★★ "A fascinating insight, very entertaining, irreverent and very moving - four stars." - Margaret Pomeranz, At The Movies ★★★★ Signed by the man himself.

A MOTHER'S DAY PHONE CALL Have Father Bob give your mum a call on Mother's Day! Does your mum have more knick-knacks, candles and hand creams than she knows what to do with? Well then, get Father Bob to give her a special Mother's Day phone call! Give the gift of giving! Share the cost with a sibling (they probably don't know what to get her either). Every dollar will go to helping those in need in Melbourne. *not intended as replacement to calling yourself. Call your mother.

What's an album without an awesome promotional poster? Get your mittens on a signed, limited edition copy of the Sings for a Million poster for a cool $100. Father Bob might never make another album like this one - there's more important things to do, like helping the poor and disadvantaged - so this is a truly rare offering. Designed by Jazz Feldy, printed in glorious B2 colour, and signed by the rock star (Father Bob) himself. Get on board!

A SIGNED VINYL COPY OF FATHER BOB'S RECORD + DIGITAL DOWNLOAD Records don’t get any more real than this. For $150, receive a strictly limited vinyl press of a rare moment in musical history. Don’t have a record player? They’re cheap on eBay. Rather frame it on your wall to show to your dinner guests? We won’t argue with that.

SING A DUET WITH FATHER BOB! No singing experience required! We'll use the same secret techniques and space age technology to have you singing, rapping or yodelling in time and in pitch on any song you like (within reason).

MARKETING ADVICE FROM FATHER BOB AND ADAM FERRIER (Melbourne only) Father Bob and Adam Ferrier will sit down with you for a 60 minute meeting and give you a rather weird hour of marketing advice from both a religious and secular perspective.

A CELEBRATORY SPEECH BY FATHER BOB We get weepy just thinking about this. For $2500, Father Bob will attend your wedding, anniversary, naturalisation ceremony party or whatever you like. And give the kind of speech that only Bob could give. He’ll speak, take some cake, and you might even be able to talk him into a dance. The Makarena? Maybe not. Moon River? Now you’re talking! (Melbourne only, subject to availability)

A SPEECH AT YOUR ORGANISATION / EVENT BY FATHER BOB (Melbourne only) Hey there, corporate Australia. Is your company groaning under the weight of KPIs, neck ties and a spiritual-less office culture? For $3000, Father Bob will come to your event and deliver the kind of thought-provoking, kindness-evoking corporate speech that only a former Catholic priest could. We’ll even provide a transcript for your weekly internal email newsletter. (Subject to availability. Melbourne only.)

How proud are you of your footy club? Pledge this reward and Father Bob will record your club song! From North Shore to Windy Hill, homelessness is an issue that touches every community. So support the Father Bob Maguire Foundation and give your club a karma kick - it might come in handy during the finals!

A NIGHT OUT WITH FATHER BOB FEEDING THE POOR (Melbourne only) What price can you put on altruism? You can’t - that’s why this reward is $5000. Invite a small group of friends or take your family to spend a night with Bob and his volunteers experiencing first-hand the kind of work that the Father Bob Foundation does best. You’ll see Melbourne differently for it. You’ll see Father Bob differently for it. You’ll see yourself differently for it. Priceless.