Certificate of Awesome
I will email you a certificate stating that you are awesome, signed by me, because I know about these things.
Brain factsheet
I will email you a handy brain fact sheet, to make you even more interesting at your next dinner party or coffee date. PLUS: a signed certificate of awesome
Referenced throwing cards
5 business cards printed with "'being hormonal is not a thing'" with a reference to my website that has all the info on why that is scientifically totally not a thing. These you can throw (or politely give) to anyone accusing you of being governed by your hormones. PLUS: I will email you a signed certificate of awesome and a brain fact sheet to make you even more interesting at dinner parties.
Brain users manual
A fully referenced users manual (pdf) for people with a brain, stuffed with tips for taking better care of your brain according to the latest neuroscience research. PLUS: I will email you a signed certificate of awesome, a brain fact sheet, 10 throwing cards to throw (or politely give) to anyone accusing you of being governed by your hormones.
An Encounter
I will personally come to speak or MC at your event, institution, yoga class, school or dinner party. I do science, comedy, sciencecomedy and comedyscience and have extensive performance and teaching experience. PLUS:I will email you a signed certificate of awesome, a brain fact sheet, 20 throwing cards, and a brain manual. (remember, this reward does not include my travel costs, so it works best when you are Sydney-based)
Visitation rights
A tour around our magnificent lab. You will see where we grow our brain cells, the awesome analysis robots and we'll take you to lunch after! PLUS: I will email you a signed certificate of awesome, a brain fact sheet, 50 throwing cards, and a brain manual (remember this does not include travel costs, so it will work best if you are Sydney-based)
Certificate of Awesome
I will email you a certificate stating that you are awesome, signed by me, because I know about these things.
Brain factsheet
I will email you a handy brain fact sheet, to make you even more interesting at your next dinner party or coffee date. PLUS: a signed certificate of awesome
Referenced throwing cards
5 business cards printed with "'being hormonal is not a thing'" with a reference to my website that has all the info on why that is scientifically totally not a thing. These you can throw (or politely give) to anyone accusing you of being governed by your hormones. PLUS: I will email you a signed certificate of awesome and a brain fact sheet to make you even more interesting at dinner parties.
Brain users manual
A fully referenced users manual (pdf) for people with a brain, stuffed with tips for taking better care of your brain according to the latest neuroscience research. PLUS: I will email you a signed certificate of awesome, a brain fact sheet, 10 throwing cards to throw (or politely give) to anyone accusing you of being governed by your hormones.
An Encounter
I will personally come to speak or MC at your event, institution, yoga class, school or dinner party. I do science, comedy, sciencecomedy and comedyscience and have extensive performance and teaching experience. PLUS:I will email you a signed certificate of awesome, a brain fact sheet, 20 throwing cards, and a brain manual. (remember, this reward does not include my travel costs, so it works best when you are Sydney-based)
Visitation rights
A tour around our magnificent lab. You will see where we grow our brain cells, the awesome analysis robots and we'll take you to lunch after! PLUS: I will email you a signed certificate of awesome, a brain fact sheet, 50 throwing cards, and a brain manual (remember this does not include travel costs, so it will work best if you are Sydney-based)