'Become a Functional Adult' Tour

A$2,050
of $2,000 targetyrs ago
Successful on 24th Jul 2015 at 12:30AM.
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Soph KestevenCONGRADUMALATIONS! Have some extra money that I should have donated yonks ago.10y
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Grace TemplemanLove you man! You're going to rock Sydney and Melbourne and show them exactly how to become a functional adult in 45mins :)10y
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Angela DonlanThat mamma mia dance tho. Good to hear you're doing exciting things, lovely!10y
Perrie TaylorSoJo!! I'm so proud of you, tour the crap outta this show!10y
Luke BollandGood luck! Hope I get to see the show in Sydney!10y
Jade UnwinGood luck you amazing specimen you! See you in September :)10y
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Internet Hug

We give you a personal thankyou on Facebook so everyone on the internet knows you’re generous and good-looking and support the arts.

2 chosen / 23 available

Est. delivery is Jul 15

You've Got Mail

As well as an internet hug, you’ll get a personalized thankyou card in the post that you can sell on eBay years from now when we get famous!

5 chosen / 15 available

Est. delivery is Sep 15

Written Recommendation

Got a job interview or first date coming up? Or just want to convince people you’re awesome? I’ll write you a highly professional written recommendation using facts about you that are entirely made up! We’ll send it in the post AND put it out on Facebook, so everyone can learn about your incredible mountain climbing feats and charity work rescuing kittens from house fires (also includes an Internet hug).

8 chosen / 7 available

Est. delivery is Sep 15

Jolly Good Show

All of the above + two tickets to any night of our homecoming Perth Season in September! We're coming back to Lazy Susan's Comedy Den for an exclusive season between the Sydney and Melbourne Fringe Festivals, and we’ll reserve a spot just for you!

4 chosen / 11 available

Est. delivery is Sep 15

Adulthood Certificate

All of the above + An official certificate addressed to you from the Mature Learning Institute recognizing you as a proper Functional Adult! It’s laminated so it cannot be destroyed by tears or alcohol! Hang it on the mantelpiece and prove your parents wrong!

2 chosen / 8 available

Est. delivery is Sep 15

Dance Tribute

All of the above + I’ll put on my good unitard and express my immense gratitude for your generosity through interpretive dance! I’ll make a video of myself dancing to the song of your choice and send it your way through the power of the internet! Feel free to dedicate it to a loved one or sworn enemy!

3 chosen / 2 available

Est. delivery is Sep 15

Parlour of Generosity

As the most functional of adults of all, you’ll get all of the above rewards plus an exclusive invitation to join me for a beverage after the show in Sydney, Perth, or Melbourne, where I shall shower you with praise for helping make dreams come true!

1 chosen / 4 available

Est. delivery is Sep 15