Upgrade Spoz's (Crappy) Camera!
Access the Spoz archives!
All pledges $30 and above, will not only win the super mad appreciation of yours truly (seriously, YOU ROCK!) but will also win you access to the Spoz's Rant photo archives, awarding you 30 original full-size photos as I shot them from any gig I've shot in the past 10 years; or however many archived photos (at $1 a pop) from $30 and above you wish (ie: $43 gets you 43 photos, etc). Pick your gig(s). RELIVE HISTORY!! All delivered via discreet dropbox link upon target reached.
I'll blog your band!
If you're one of the many (hundreds?) of bands I've yet to feature in Spoz's Rant: THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!! For $80, I'll blog your band! ie: live photos/video of your show! with the added bonus of shooting it with my spiffable new camera! y'know, once I've figured how to handle the 'lil bugger. (and obviously at the best time/place/local Adelaide gig that suits us both) Delivered by the end of 2016 (at the very latest/depending on shows booked) but sooner the better, yeah? :) LIMITED OFFER!!
Nonsense word challenge!
All pledges $90 and above, not only win you access to the Spoz's Rant photo archives (see above) but also gift you 3 nonsensical non sequitur words you can challenge me to publish in a blog writeup. NOTHING POLITICAL, INFLAMMATORY or WILL GET ME KILLED etc (srsly!). But if you always wanted me to say something utterly stupid/ridiculous on your behalf? Now's your chance! Delivered to you in print by before July 1st. I'll be sure to let you know when :) LIMITED OFFER!!
Band promo shoot!
Need press photos of your band looking moody/arty/ridiculously pimp, etc? THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!! For $100, you can hire me for a band promo shoot! (y'know, running around like class idiots shooting in oddball locations in the city, being all outrageously awesome, etc?) with the added bonus of shooting it with my spiffable new camera! y'know, once I've figured how to handle the 'lil bugger. (and obviously at the best time/place that suits us both) Delivered by the end of 2016. LIMITED OFFER!!
Win Spoz's old cameras!
All pledges $150 and above, not only win you access to the Spoz's Rant photo archives (see above) but also gift you one of my oldest crappy cameras as a trophy.* *Camera probably won't work. Purely for mad historical/"holy crap Spoz used this honking piece 'o garbage!?" mantlepiece adornment, etc. 1st to pledge this gets my blog's 1st camera, 2nd my 2nd, etc. limit 1 unit per person. Hand delivered by ME! by July 1st (we'll arrange a CBD dropoff). Adelaide only; sorry! SUPER LIMITED OFFER!!
Access the Spoz archives!
All pledges $30 and above, will not only win the super mad appreciation of yours truly (seriously, YOU ROCK!) but will also win you access to the Spoz's Rant photo archives, awarding you 30 original full-size photos as I shot them from any gig I've shot in the past 10 years; or however many archived photos (at $1 a pop) from $30 and above you wish (ie: $43 gets you 43 photos, etc). Pick your gig(s). RELIVE HISTORY!! All delivered via discreet dropbox link upon target reached.
I'll blog your band!
If you're one of the many (hundreds?) of bands I've yet to feature in Spoz's Rant: THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!! For $80, I'll blog your band! ie: live photos/video of your show! with the added bonus of shooting it with my spiffable new camera! y'know, once I've figured how to handle the 'lil bugger. (and obviously at the best time/place/local Adelaide gig that suits us both) Delivered by the end of 2016 (at the very latest/depending on shows booked) but sooner the better, yeah? :) LIMITED OFFER!!
Nonsense word challenge!
All pledges $90 and above, not only win you access to the Spoz's Rant photo archives (see above) but also gift you 3 nonsensical non sequitur words you can challenge me to publish in a blog writeup. NOTHING POLITICAL, INFLAMMATORY or WILL GET ME KILLED etc (srsly!). But if you always wanted me to say something utterly stupid/ridiculous on your behalf? Now's your chance! Delivered to you in print by before July 1st. I'll be sure to let you know when :) LIMITED OFFER!!
Band promo shoot!
Need press photos of your band looking moody/arty/ridiculously pimp, etc? THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!! For $100, you can hire me for a band promo shoot! (y'know, running around like class idiots shooting in oddball locations in the city, being all outrageously awesome, etc?) with the added bonus of shooting it with my spiffable new camera! y'know, once I've figured how to handle the 'lil bugger. (and obviously at the best time/place that suits us both) Delivered by the end of 2016. LIMITED OFFER!!
Win Spoz's old cameras!
All pledges $150 and above, not only win you access to the Spoz's Rant photo archives (see above) but also gift you one of my oldest crappy cameras as a trophy.* *Camera probably won't work. Purely for mad historical/"holy crap Spoz used this honking piece 'o garbage!?" mantlepiece adornment, etc. 1st to pledge this gets my blog's 1st camera, 2nd my 2nd, etc. limit 1 unit per person. Hand delivered by ME! by July 1st (we'll arrange a CBD dropoff). Adelaide only; sorry! SUPER LIMITED OFFER!!