Broken Tank = No Beer
AU$25,867
of $25,000 targetyrs ago
Successful on 11th Dec 2016 at 1:00AM.
Donate...
Not all like beer; some are just happy to help. If you want to donate to help Peter pay for the beer tank; then please donate and give any amount = THANKS>>>...
8 chosen
Est. delivery is Nov 16
6 Pale Ales
6 Pales = fully body ales beer delivered for you to taste = like and we give you the Thorny Guarantee = 15% off Lifetime Guarantee.
31 chosen
Est. delivery is Dec 16
6-pack Blonde Ale
6 Blonde = light and fresh beer delivered for you to taste = like and we give you the Thorny Guarantee = 15% off Lifetime Guarantee.
25 chosen
Est. delivery is Dec 16
$49 Pale Ale = a case of craft beer = sweet...
$49 Pale Ale = a case of craft beer = sweet... = say no more = ...
67 chosen
Est. delivery is Dec 16
$49 Blonde Ale = a case of craft beer = sweet...
$49 Pale Ale = a case of craft beer = sweet... = hurry (this is a new + limited deal & will go fast)...
33 chosen
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Pale & Blonde for $100
We ran out of our launch special quickly = want two cases for $100. Yes? Blonde and Pale are both ongoing Australian Award winners = you want some GOLD? Now = as this offer will run out...
151 chosen
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Your Christmas Present:
Beer for the Year... A case of pale and a case of blonde delivered: one of each for each month of 2017 = yes? Seems a lot of money but if you do your maths this is the best offer: you a corporate or just love your beer (like your mates???...
1 chosen / 24 available
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Thorny Devil caps
Want to promote your inner Thorny Devil? 111% Quality = money back guarantee. Cheap as chips = agreed? Deal or no deal?
3 chosen / -1 available
Est. delivery is Jan 17
Thorny Devil t-shirt = Peter.
If we raise the $25k then we can replace the broken beer tank & get our bottling line approved for production. Then we can deliver your beer. So, please, be true to your "devil" and wear this little "beauty" = thoughts? Yes? Maybe? PLEASE... Peter, is the pale ale Thorny Devil character. You will read more in the comic book.
1 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Jan 17
Thorny Devil T-Shirt = "Peta"...
Peta is the Thorny Devil blonde ale. She is honest, intelligent & giving = just like you?!... We hope you like our Thorny Devil blonde ale as much as you like wearing Peta, your blonde ale Thorny Devil t-shirt. YES?
2 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Jan 17
Blonde ale Thorny Devil carton
This light "blonde" is another award winner: want a little of "Peta"? She is our best little Thorny Devil: she is all you desire in a blonde ale. If you are not 111% Satisfaction Guaranteed will give a full refund. Peter McAppion has spent his life within the business. Perfection is the minimum: we all love Thorny Devil and hope the world agrees with you = soon...
4 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Thorny Devil pale ale carton
Want a little GOLD? Fresh water & no preservatives. Award winning pale ale. Say no more? Or would you like a $75 three year price guarantee = Yes? Free delivery = anywhere in Australia = Yes? Please note if you are a "commercial operation" you could qualify for wholesale discounts (our website has all the details...
13 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Melbourne Cup Launch SPECIAL
TODAY is our crowdfunding launch = 24 hour SPECIAL = 1 Pale & 1 Blonde = $100 (tell your mates if you must = share...
25 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Which 5 cases do you want = tell us.
Five cases of Pale or Blonde for $200 = want?; just tell us which ones you want and then we can deliver your Christmas present...
2 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Thorny Devil SPECIAL
The female and male caps; the male and female t-shirts; pale and blonde ale cartons = with the three year price guarantee = delivered to you anywhere in Australia... = got a deal? What else would you like = complete integration of your character into the "Festival of the Devil" comic book = yes = done (and this is for free...; when we reach our stretch target...
13 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Jan 17
Donate...
Not all like beer; some are just happy to help. If you want to donate to help Peter pay for the beer tank; then please donate and give any amount = THANKS>>>...
8 chosen
Est. delivery is Nov 16
6 Pale Ales
6 Pales = fully body ales beer delivered for you to taste = like and we give you the Thorny Guarantee = 15% off Lifetime Guarantee.
31 chosen
Est. delivery is Dec 16
6-pack Blonde Ale
6 Blonde = light and fresh beer delivered for you to taste = like and we give you the Thorny Guarantee = 15% off Lifetime Guarantee.
25 chosen
Est. delivery is Dec 16
$49 Pale Ale = a case of craft beer = sweet...
$49 Pale Ale = a case of craft beer = sweet... = say no more = ...
67 chosen
Est. delivery is Dec 16
$49 Blonde Ale = a case of craft beer = sweet...
$49 Pale Ale = a case of craft beer = sweet... = hurry (this is a new + limited deal & will go fast)...
33 chosen
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Pale & Blonde for $100
We ran out of our launch special quickly = want two cases for $100. Yes? Blonde and Pale are both ongoing Australian Award winners = you want some GOLD? Now = as this offer will run out...
151 chosen
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Your Christmas Present:
Beer for the Year... A case of pale and a case of blonde delivered: one of each for each month of 2017 = yes? Seems a lot of money but if you do your maths this is the best offer: you a corporate or just love your beer (like your mates???...
1 chosen / 24 available
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Thorny Devil caps
Want to promote your inner Thorny Devil? 111% Quality = money back guarantee. Cheap as chips = agreed? Deal or no deal?
3 chosen / -1 available
Est. delivery is Jan 17
Thorny Devil t-shirt = Peter.
If we raise the $25k then we can replace the broken beer tank & get our bottling line approved for production. Then we can deliver your beer. So, please, be true to your "devil" and wear this little "beauty" = thoughts? Yes? Maybe? PLEASE... Peter, is the pale ale Thorny Devil character. You will read more in the comic book.
1 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Jan 17
Thorny Devil T-Shirt = "Peta"...
Peta is the Thorny Devil blonde ale. She is honest, intelligent & giving = just like you?!... We hope you like our Thorny Devil blonde ale as much as you like wearing Peta, your blonde ale Thorny Devil t-shirt. YES?
2 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Jan 17
Blonde ale Thorny Devil carton
This light "blonde" is another award winner: want a little of "Peta"? She is our best little Thorny Devil: she is all you desire in a blonde ale. If you are not 111% Satisfaction Guaranteed will give a full refund. Peter McAppion has spent his life within the business. Perfection is the minimum: we all love Thorny Devil and hope the world agrees with you = soon...
4 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Thorny Devil pale ale carton
Want a little GOLD? Fresh water & no preservatives. Award winning pale ale. Say no more? Or would you like a $75 three year price guarantee = Yes? Free delivery = anywhere in Australia = Yes? Please note if you are a "commercial operation" you could qualify for wholesale discounts (our website has all the details...
13 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Melbourne Cup Launch SPECIAL
TODAY is our crowdfunding launch = 24 hour SPECIAL = 1 Pale & 1 Blonde = $100 (tell your mates if you must = share...
25 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Which 5 cases do you want = tell us.
Five cases of Pale or Blonde for $200 = want?; just tell us which ones you want and then we can deliver your Christmas present...
2 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Dec 16
Thorny Devil SPECIAL
The female and male caps; the male and female t-shirts; pale and blonde ale cartons = with the three year price guarantee = delivered to you anywhere in Australia... = got a deal? What else would you like = complete integration of your character into the "Festival of the Devil" comic book = yes = done (and this is for free...; when we reach our stretch target...
13 chosen / 0 available
Est. delivery is Jan 17