We will think kind thoughts about you before we go to sleep at night. AND... We'll give you a personalised shout out on our Facebook page. You'll be famous!

We'll think sexy thoughts about you before we go to sleep at night. (Unless you're related to us. Because that would be weird.) AND... We'll give you a personalised shout out on our Facebook page with a headshot of your choice. You'll be famous!

$50!? You're pretty awesome! So you get: Facebook shout out. AND... We'll thank you in the credits, using a name of your choice! You can use your real name if you like, but we think that's a little boring.

Getting pretty serious now. It's exciting. You get: Facebook shout out. AND... Name in the credits. AND... Your very own, DVD copy of the finished film. Whaaaaat!? Presents!

Too good for the $100 are you? That's ace. You get: A Facebook shout out. AND... A thank you in the credits. AND... Your very own DVD. AND... AN. ELVIS. MIX. TAPE. Oh wow.

300 was a movie starring Gerard Butler, but it's also a great amount to donate. You get: A Facebook shout out. AND... Your name in the credits. AND... Your very own DVD. AND... An Elvis mix tape. AND... Double pass to Village cinemas. We'll even throw in a popcorn!

500... a complex card game that Biffy is very good at, but ALSO an insanely generous amount to donate. Thanks!! You get: A Facebook shout out. AND... Your name in the credits. AND... Your very own DVD. AND... An Elvis mix tape. AND... Double pass to Village cinemas. AND... We will call up Richard Mercer and give you an Elvis love song dedication. We may or may not get through, but we will try our hardest.

Wow. If you are a business we can give it a plug in the credits and attribute your brand for making the film happen. You also get: A Facebook shout out. AND... Your name in the credits. AND... Your very own DVD. AND... An Elvis mix tape. AND... Double pass to Village cinemas. AND... A call to Richard Mercer. AND... Curtis and Biffy will take you and a friend/spouse/lover out on a date to a restaurant in Melbourne. It doesn't even have to be Maccas.

BUSINESS SPONSOR Let's talk business... For $2500 you have become an official sponsor of our film. This means you can have whatever you like. AND... We will give you your very own title card in the credits with anything you would like said. IN BOLD. Including business logos, contact details, websites etc. Please contact us at [email protected] to talk further. Thank you, thank you very much.

BUSINESS SPONSOR For $5000 you have become an official sponsor of our film. This means you can have whatever you like. AND... We will give you your very own title card in the credits with anything you would like said. IN BOLD. AND... When we hit the publicity trail post September and launch our official website, your brand/business will be advertised on the site. Please contact us at [email protected] to talk further. Thank you, thank you very much.