Normal Place. by Tomás Ford

Three month subscription to Normal Place. Be among the first to experience the very normal pleasures of our platform fringe comedy, underground performance and cult musicians.

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Normal Place VIP Early Access Pass

You'll get a secret pass to explore Normal Place for two weeks ahead of our launch to the general public, plus you'll also get three months of kickass fun pre-paid on your account.

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Orgy Invitation

You score yourself a ticket to the 'Normal Place Fundraiser Closing Soiree And Orgy (Not An Actual Orgy)' on at a secret Perth location to be announced, full details by e-invitation. PLUS you get VIP early access to Normal Place. In case it wasn't clear, this isn't an actual orgy.

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Est. delivery is Sep 19

The Big Value Normal Place Showbag.

The other kids are gonna be SO jealous. This sick-ass showbag has a limited edition ten page zine, a CD (!!!!) of our upcoming music releases, a sticker pack, a puzzle and teeth-rotting lollies. Plus you get three months of Normal Place, early VIP access and a (non) Orgy invitation (if you want).

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Make Your Torso Into A Normal Place.

Embrace 1991's biggest fashion trend with this elegant black-on-white Normal Place men's fit T-shirt fitted to your body size. Imagine the bragging rights if this thing spectacularly fails - it'll be like having a Compass Airlines shirt but even radder. You also get a two month subscription, two week preview and an invite to our Orgy in Perth (seriously, it's not an orgy).

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Crap Music Rave Party Funpak.

Score two tickets to your choice of Crap Rave in your city (check your city is on the list), where you'll get a Crap Music Rave Party singlets, a pack of glosticks, a pack of balloons and a felt pen drawing of a carrot by Tomás. Plus a three month Normal Place subscription, early access & "Orgy" (aghhh) invite.

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Jamie Mykaela's Interpretive Dance Club II.

So many people complained about missing out on our first round of interpretive dances that we've added three more at this stunning new reward tier. You receive your very own interpretive dance, created by our social media intern Jamie Mykaela to the emotion and song of your choosing and captured in a cutting edge digital video file. You also score the orgy-not-orgy invite, early access and a three month subscription.

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Tomás Ford's Custom Standup Special.

Our CEO/Founder/Gwyneth Paltrow, Tomás Ford, is a cabaret artist and alternative comedian, who NEVER does standup. Except now. Tomás will make a two minute stand-up "bit" on the (non-edgelord) topic of your choice, which he'll perform live and capture on digital video, so you can soak up the schadenfreude of his incompetence in this artform forever. You'll also get to come to the is-it-an-orgy (it isn't), get early access and 3 months' subscription.

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Levon J Polinelli's Mad Skillz Montage.

Whatever skill you want to see yourself learning, journey you'd like to see yourself take, emotional process you'd like to rush through to get to the next important point of YOUR narrative.... let Normal Place help you! Our Head Of Content Levon J Polinelli will create a digital montage video of you doing/achieving/going/learning whatever you desire! Starring... You! You'll also get an invite to our sexless-but-sexy orgy, early Normal Place access and a three month subscription.

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We Don't Do Ads But Just This Once.

The core Normal Place crew will write and produce a one minute ad you can use to promote your business, show, GumTree listing or other basically legal, non-hate speech thing online. We'll post this video as our profile banner on Facebook, and cynically promote it on our networks for a week. Which is pretty bloody good for $400. You also get the early access/3 months/orgy... I am just... I am increasingly feeling like we should change the event's name.

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Tomás Ford’s Singing Telegram Service.

Get in touch with us before you book this one to confirm we can deliver this to your location, Tomás will be touring Australia, Malaysia & New Zealand extensively this year. When he’s near your town, he will stop by at a mutually agreed time to deliver a message to your recipient as a singing telegram. This message will then be impossible to forget. Also comes with the early access/3 months subscription/orgy... LOOK IT'S JUST A PARTY OK

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Orgy Robes And Mask.

Was it not clear? How was it not clear that the closing party of this campaign is not an ACTUAL orgy? It's just a party.. But that doesn't mean you can't look amazing in your brand new branded Normal Place orgy robe and mask. Plus you get three months' subscription, early access and... an invitation to the **PARTY**.

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A Documentary On Whatever You Want.

A ten minute documentary about the subject of your choice. It could be about you. Or your favorite person. Or an old relative you want to document before... y'know. You get people for us to interview in one sitting, and we'll cut it into a fun documentary (if it's legal/not hate speech/not porn). Plus you'll get the early access/three month subscription/party invite (ie the non-orgy in Perth).

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Est. delivery is Oct 19

Cult Pop Megastardom.

This could be your big break. Probably not though. Based on your brief, we will spend a day in his Perth home studio (or via skype) writing and arranging a song for you to sing (or speak) on,, record your vocals and produce a music video! based on content you provide, which will then be distributed and marketed on the Normal Place platform and via streaming services. Also includes subscription/early access/that orgy thing I keep trying to find another way to discuss.

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Est. delivery is Dec 19

Normal Place's Country Vacation.

A four night holiday in WA’s southwest with your tour guide, Tomás Ford. He’ll drive you from Perth to his folks’ holiday cottage in sleepy rural town Walpole. Once there, you’ll experience a customized itinerary based on your interests and the limited tourist options available, culminating in The Biggest Show In Walpole – a variety show featuring a helluva lineup of Normal talent, with you as the guests of honor. Departs Perth. Check availability of your preferred dates before selecting.

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Total Creative Validation.

Tomás will listen to your child/wife/friend/sister’s band/comedy set/audition monologue for a maximum of one hour. He will then spend fifteen minutes gushing at them about it, unreservedly telling them that they are good and that they’re definitely going to “make it”. There will be no negativity at all and he will seem very, very genuine. You also get three months of access to Normal Place, preview access and the (non) Orgy renamed after you.

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Donate To The Normal Place Endurance Telethon.

For twelve hours on Saturday April 27, we are hosting a live webstreaming telethon. Our normal rewards are up for grabs today too, but if you'd like to request that we "do a thing" in the stream, you can let us know your request in the next screen. You can pick how much you donate - is it ten dollars? Is it more than that? We don't know. Look inside yourself to find the answer. Watch the webstream at http://www.facebook.com/normalplace from 11-11 on 27/4.

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Est. delivery is Apr 19

Jamie Mykaela's Interpretive Dance Club

Our social media intern Jamie Mykaela listed "interpretive dance" in the "Hobbies/Interests" section of her résumé and we're holding her to it. Jamie will create an interpretive dance, processing the emotion of your choosing to the song of your choice. You'll receive this via the magic of digital video to treasure forever. Also includes Orgy invitation (please be reasonable, for the last time, it really is just a title), early access and three month subscription.

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Tomás Ford: Life Coach.

Score yourself a session of up to two hours with our CEO/Founder/Batman, Tomás Ford, to make an Actual Plan. It could be for your band/show's tour, fringe season, people smuggling operation, pre-primary lesson plan, CD launch, a ridiculous travel plan or a five year career plan. Plus early access, three months Normal-ing and... can we stop calling it an Orgy? It's not an orgy.

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