Real Melbourne // a web comedy
The Golf Clap
For the price of a handful of iconically-Melbourne, deconstructed, quarter-strength, extra hot, chai soy flat white coffees, you just gave Real Melbourne a little cash injection! Nice! You win my undying respect, PLUS a public thank-you on our social media pages!
The Impressed Applause
Phew, look at you! Thanks so much, you lovely, helpful person you :) You win my undying respect, PLUS a public thank you on social media, AND exclusive access to behind-the-scenes and extras during production!
The "Take A Bow" Applause
Well, well, well... your donation just made my heart sing like John Farnham live at Rod Laver Arena! You get a public thank you across our social media, PLUS exclusive access to behind-the-scenes and extras, AND a sneak peek of the first episode before it's released to the public!
The Raucous and Thunderous Applause
Woo! You're AMAZING, thank you! I feel just like the famous 'skipping girl' neon sign in Abbotsford! You get a public thank you, PLUS exclusive access to behind-the-scenes and extras, PLUS sneak-peek access to the first episode AND a "special thanks" credit in one of the episodes!
The Dignified Standing Ovation with Roses
Wowzah, YOU... are one seriously generous LEGEND! Your donation could almost afford a centre-court mens finals ticket at the Australian Open! ...almost. (Have you seen the price of those things?) You get a public thank you, PLUS sneak-peek access to the first episode, AND an “Associate Producer” credit in one of the episodes!
The Bow Down "I'M NOT WORTHY" Grovel
Whoa. Now THAT'S a donation! THANK YOU so much! Surely that's enough to buy box seats at the Regent Theatres 8th season of Wicked? Not tickets, the ACTUAL seats. You get a public thank you, PLUS a personalised, individual thank you video from one of the Real Melbourne characters, PLUS a special thanks credit in one of the episodes AND we'll name one of the supporting characters after you!
The "Name My Firstborn After You" Life Servant
Are you kidding? You're INCREDIBLE! I could afford SIX helicopter flights over Melbourne with this! You get a public thank you, PLUS a “Producer” credit on one of the episodes, PLUS you get to be an extra in one of the episodes*, PLUS we will name one of our supporting characters after you, AND you get a full-day set visit where you can watch one of the episodes get filmed! …and of course, my undying respect. Never forget my undying respect. (*filming in Melbourne: Oct/Nov 2018)
The Golf Clap
For the price of a handful of iconically-Melbourne, deconstructed, quarter-strength, extra hot, chai soy flat white coffees, you just gave Real Melbourne a little cash injection! Nice! You win my undying respect, PLUS a public thank-you on our social media pages!
The Impressed Applause
Phew, look at you! Thanks so much, you lovely, helpful person you :) You win my undying respect, PLUS a public thank you on social media, AND exclusive access to behind-the-scenes and extras during production!
The "Take A Bow" Applause
Well, well, well... your donation just made my heart sing like John Farnham live at Rod Laver Arena! You get a public thank you across our social media, PLUS exclusive access to behind-the-scenes and extras, AND a sneak peek of the first episode before it's released to the public!
The Raucous and Thunderous Applause
Woo! You're AMAZING, thank you! I feel just like the famous 'skipping girl' neon sign in Abbotsford! You get a public thank you, PLUS exclusive access to behind-the-scenes and extras, PLUS sneak-peek access to the first episode AND a "special thanks" credit in one of the episodes!
The Dignified Standing Ovation with Roses
Wowzah, YOU... are one seriously generous LEGEND! Your donation could almost afford a centre-court mens finals ticket at the Australian Open! ...almost. (Have you seen the price of those things?) You get a public thank you, PLUS sneak-peek access to the first episode, AND an “Associate Producer” credit in one of the episodes!
The Bow Down "I'M NOT WORTHY" Grovel
Whoa. Now THAT'S a donation! THANK YOU so much! Surely that's enough to buy box seats at the Regent Theatres 8th season of Wicked? Not tickets, the ACTUAL seats. You get a public thank you, PLUS a personalised, individual thank you video from one of the Real Melbourne characters, PLUS a special thanks credit in one of the episodes AND we'll name one of the supporting characters after you!
The "Name My Firstborn After You" Life Servant
Are you kidding? You're INCREDIBLE! I could afford SIX helicopter flights over Melbourne with this! You get a public thank you, PLUS a “Producer” credit on one of the episodes, PLUS you get to be an extra in one of the episodes*, PLUS we will name one of our supporting characters after you, AND you get a full-day set visit where you can watch one of the episodes get filmed! …and of course, my undying respect. Never forget my undying respect. (*filming in Melbourne: Oct/Nov 2018)