Our Debut Album
Eternal Gratitude
If you pledge any amount of money at all, and believe us when we say that there is no amount so small that it could offend, (the music industry is no place for dignity), we will thank you publicly via facebook and pozible, and yell your name from rooftops into the night sky.
Advance copy of the ALBUM
Our thanks via social media and rooftops, AND an advance copy of the album, discounted by $5! which includes: - 13 glorious, terrifying tracks - An acompanying 60 page novella written by Dane Blacklock himself - An incredible animatic zoomquilt digital album cover by the talented Mr. Maurice Campobasso - And a cool as shit, glass snake-oil bottle usb drive, yours to keep and do with what you will once you've consumed all the delectable works within.
Deluxe edition ALBUM
Everything stated above, WITH a brass chain and leather necklace / key chain attachment, so you can wear the album and make all of your friends jealous with your superior style. PLUS within the bottle, aside from the usb itself, you will find a mysterious gift and a handwritten thank you note from the band. PLUS Dane will come around to your house and CLEAN YOUR GROSS-AS FESTY FRIDGE.
Deluxe ALBUM+PRIZE
Our grateful thanks, the thanks of the deity of your choice, a deluxe version of the album, Dane will come and clean your festy fridge, AND your choice of the following: -A drunk jail-tat by Simon Holloway -An original acrylic on wood painting by Dane Blacklock
Deluxe ALBUM+BETTER PRIZE
A deluxe edition of the album, our undying gratitude, AND one of these wonderful things: -Free dental work!* -A handmade one of a kind piece by Brass Baron Jewellers *As carried out by one of the band members
Deluxe ALBUM+BEST PRIZE
You will be immortilised forever in the anuls of time, AND you will recieve a deluxe edition of the album, AND your choice of the following: - Dane Blacklock and the Preachers Daughter booked for your special event, children's party, wedding or bar mitzvah. - An hour long deep tissue oil massage delivered to you simultaneously by the six members of the band. That's twelve hands massaging you all at once!
YOUR HEART'S DESIRE
You may have any and all of the aforementioned things, and anything else you heart desires, a trip to the moon, a night of lovemaking with the gods, your deepest fantasies fullfilled* *Hearts desires pretty much limited to that which can be carried out by a band member or all band members combined
Eternal Gratitude
If you pledge any amount of money at all, and believe us when we say that there is no amount so small that it could offend, (the music industry is no place for dignity), we will thank you publicly via facebook and pozible, and yell your name from rooftops into the night sky.
Advance copy of the ALBUM
Our thanks via social media and rooftops, AND an advance copy of the album, discounted by $5! which includes: - 13 glorious, terrifying tracks - An acompanying 60 page novella written by Dane Blacklock himself - An incredible animatic zoomquilt digital album cover by the talented Mr. Maurice Campobasso - And a cool as shit, glass snake-oil bottle usb drive, yours to keep and do with what you will once you've consumed all the delectable works within.
Deluxe edition ALBUM
Everything stated above, WITH a brass chain and leather necklace / key chain attachment, so you can wear the album and make all of your friends jealous with your superior style. PLUS within the bottle, aside from the usb itself, you will find a mysterious gift and a handwritten thank you note from the band. PLUS Dane will come around to your house and CLEAN YOUR GROSS-AS FESTY FRIDGE.
Deluxe ALBUM+PRIZE
Our grateful thanks, the thanks of the deity of your choice, a deluxe version of the album, Dane will come and clean your festy fridge, AND your choice of the following: -A drunk jail-tat by Simon Holloway -An original acrylic on wood painting by Dane Blacklock
Deluxe ALBUM+BETTER PRIZE
A deluxe edition of the album, our undying gratitude, AND one of these wonderful things: -Free dental work!* -A handmade one of a kind piece by Brass Baron Jewellers *As carried out by one of the band members
Deluxe ALBUM+BEST PRIZE
You will be immortilised forever in the anuls of time, AND you will recieve a deluxe edition of the album, AND your choice of the following: - Dane Blacklock and the Preachers Daughter booked for your special event, children's party, wedding or bar mitzvah. - An hour long deep tissue oil massage delivered to you simultaneously by the six members of the band. That's twelve hands massaging you all at once!
YOUR HEART'S DESIRE
You may have any and all of the aforementioned things, and anything else you heart desires, a trip to the moon, a night of lovemaking with the gods, your deepest fantasies fullfilled* *Hearts desires pretty much limited to that which can be carried out by a band member or all band members combined