Chest surgery for Dibs
Since I was very young I've always wanted to look like my dad more so than my mum. I wanted big muscles, height, a flat chest, typically male clothing, short hair and a deep voice. Unfortunately going through a female puberty meant I couldn't have most of that; so I cut my hair short, dressed in a masculine way and hoped that would make me happy.
I've been thinking seriously about transitioning to male for the most part of 2015. It's been something that I used to be able to shake off but now it's persistant and I've made my decision.
I have been very unlucky in developing a huge double G chest. From the age of 14 or 15 I've wanted to conceal this part of me and have developed terrible posture and a bad back/ neck because I hunch over to try and reduce their visibility. For the last few months I have been binding my chest down with a special compression top to make me feel more like myself and to be able to wear the clothes I want to wear (button up shirts and t-shirs) whilst looking the way they should.
Binding is not the healthiest thing to be doing and in the long term can cause damage to skin and organs. It is also very uncomfortable, restricts movement and is hot in warmer weather. Therefore I would like to have surgery to remove my breasts and have my chest resculpted to resemble that of a biological male.
This unfortunately is not covered by medicare as it is considered cosmetic.
How The Funds Will Be Used
The surgery will remove most of my breast tissue. Over 90% as to not leave a concave shape. The out of pocket costs start at $8,300 and I'm hoping to raise as much of that as possible and use my savings to cover the rest.
The Challenges
This is pretty much what I feel like doing all day every day. It sucks.
Using a binder to flatten my chest is not only mentally straining but physically. It's not good for your ribs or your skin or organs. It makes back acne worse and leaves rashes.Link to hilarious content
I'll send you a link to a hilarious viral video that you hopefully haven't seen. If you've seen it, I'll send you another. Everyone likes a good giggle.
I'll send you a joke
I'll send you a joke that I think you'll enjoy and hopefully brighten your day because you've certainly brightened mine!
PUSH-UP VIDEO
I'll upload a video of me doing 10 push-ups so I can prep my chest as best as I can for surgery. So you know it's a new video, I'll say your name or the date of the donation if it's from an anonymous donor. Buy as many of these as you like. It'll only make me stronger!
Custom mixtape* (*CD)
I will personalize a mix CD to your request. Want the perfect cleaning jamz? Want a seductive love making mix? Want music to set the scene for a romantic dinner date? Maybe you want killer work-out vibes. Or maybe you want to feel like you're in Miami sitting by the beach. Maybe you want to hear Rap music across different cultures. Give me a theme and I'll work my magic!
A short thank you poem
I will write you a 10-20 line poem about how lovely your donation has made me feel. I'll try to make it as hilarious and adorable as possible.
Motorbike ride
I'll take you for a ride on my motorbike (helmet provided) to a destination of your choice (within Sydney). I can take you to and from a special event for a super cool entrance. Or we can just hang out and grab a meal. Possibly go to the beach or leave the route to me and I'll take you around some fun twists and turns!
Drum lesson
I'll invite you over to my house in Rouse Hill for an hour long drum lesson or jam if you're already a pro at hitting those skins/ playing another instrument.
Dinner for two
I'll make a three course meal for you. Let me know of any dietary requirements. My house or yours (Sydney Metropolitan)
60 Minute Massage
I'm doing a massage course this year because it's my calling. The sounds people make when I massage them tell me that I must be very skilled. My hands are stronger than steel and my movements are smoother than room temperature butter. This can be done at my house in Rouse Hill or in the Sydney metropolitan area. Oils included* (*coconut at an extra cost)
Wog dinner
Get a bunch of friends together and donate as much as you can each to make $100. Donate it under one name and select this option. Or give it all from your own pocket if you can! I'll cook you a lovely Mediterranean meal complete with authentic music. (MAX 7 mouths to feed)
DJ an event for you
DJ Dibs will be at your next event. Huge speakers. Huge range of music to choose from. Can be an energetic, dancing, rapping, super awesome MC if you need one. (Need to have your own power source)
Naming rights!
Name my new pecs. Choose the name that I'll forever refer to my pecs as. People do it. They name their boobs and pecs. "Squishy and Tasty" belong to someone I know. I've also heard of pecs called "Eduardo and Fabio". You get to name my left and right chest muscles. WHAT AN HONOUR?!