Chest surgery for Dibs
A$3,739
of $3,000 targetyrs ago
Successful on 14th Apr 2016 at 10:10PM.
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Link to hilarious content
I'll send you a link to a hilarious viral video that you hopefully haven't seen. If you've seen it, I'll send you another. Everyone likes a good giggle.
0 chosen / 30 available
Est. delivery is May 16
I'll send you a joke
I'll send you a joke that I think you'll enjoy and hopefully brighten your day because you've certainly brightened mine!
4 chosen / 96 available
Est. delivery is May 16
PUSH-UP VIDEO
I'll upload a video of me doing 10 push-ups so I can prep my chest as best as I can for surgery. So you know it's a new video, I'll say your name or the date of the donation if it's from an anonymous donor. Buy as many of these as you like. It'll only make me stronger!
10 chosen
Est. delivery is Jun 16
Custom mixtape* (*CD)
I will personalize a mix CD to your request. Want the perfect cleaning jamz? Want a seductive love making mix? Want music to set the scene for a romantic dinner date? Maybe you want killer work-out vibes. Or maybe you want to feel like you're in Miami sitting by the beach. Maybe you want to hear Rap music across different cultures. Give me a theme and I'll work my magic!
6 chosen / 14 available
Est. delivery is Jul 16
A short thank you poem
I will write you a 10-20 line poem about how lovely your donation has made me feel. I'll try to make it as hilarious and adorable as possible.
5 chosen / 15 available
Est. delivery is May 16
Motorbike ride
I'll take you for a ride on my motorbike (helmet provided) to a destination of your choice (within Sydney). I can take you to and from a special event for a super cool entrance. Or we can just hang out and grab a meal. Possibly go to the beach or leave the route to me and I'll take you around some fun twists and turns!
11 chosen / 2 available
Est. delivery is Apr 16
Drum lesson
I'll invite you over to my house in Rouse Hill for an hour long drum lesson or jam if you're already a pro at hitting those skins/ playing another instrument.
1 chosen / 9 available
Est. delivery is Apr 16
Dinner for two
I'll make a three course meal for you. Let me know of any dietary requirements. My house or yours (Sydney Metropolitan)
2 chosen / 1 available
Est. delivery is Jul 16
60 Minute Massage
I'm doing a massage course this year because it's my calling. The sounds people make when I massage them tell me that I must be very skilled. My hands are stronger than steel and my movements are smoother than room temperature butter. This can be done at my house in Rouse Hill or in the Sydney metropolitan area. Oils included* (*coconut at an extra cost)
1 chosen / 7 available
Est. delivery is Jul 16
Wog dinner
Get a bunch of friends together and donate as much as you can each to make $100. Donate it under one name and select this option. Or give it all from your own pocket if you can! I'll cook you a lovely Mediterranean meal complete with authentic music. (MAX 7 mouths to feed)
0 chosen / 5 available
Est. delivery is Jul 16
DJ an event for you
DJ Dibs will be at your next event. Huge speakers. Huge range of music to choose from. Can be an energetic, dancing, rapping, super awesome MC if you need one. (Need to have your own power source)
1 chosen
Est. delivery is Jun 16
Naming rights!
Name my new pecs. Choose the name that I'll forever refer to my pecs as. People do it. They name their boobs and pecs. "Squishy and Tasty" belong to someone I know. I've also heard of pecs called "Eduardo and Fabio". You get to name my left and right chest muscles. WHAT AN HONOUR?!
0 chosen / 1 available
Est. delivery is Jun 16