NOT ROCKET SURGERY!
AU$2,210
of $2,200 targetyrs ago
Successful on 8th Dec 2017 at 12:37PM.
Driven by writer/performer BC they have performed at festivals and venues all over Australia and had a No.1 Hit on the Overall Charts on Triple J's Unearthed ahead of other 28,000 songs.
After recently winning a 2 year battle with cancer, BC is ready to release new album of music, video and other yummy treats called NOT ROCKET SURGERY!
Instead of the usual CD format, we've decided to create a special Rocket Shaped 16GB USB that you can keep and use to impress your friends!
This new album was Co-produced and recorded by Stuart Stuart who produced Sheppard's international No.1 Hits "Geronimo" and "Let me Down Easy" ...as well as there brand new album.
The NOT ROCKET SURGERY's special Rocket Shaped USB will also feature a bonus song, "The Suppository of All Wisdom", featuring all vocals performed by Tony Abbott himself!
We have also spent the last 12 months working on 4 videos including....
*A Stop Motion Animation (like they do in Wallace & Gromit etc) for the song called, "WHEN DRUNK TALKS TO STONED" that features a substance-abusing Barbie doll who meets a drunk Ken doll...they go for a drive and destroy the world
(Yes, it's a love song).
* An amazingly beautiful video for the song , "SAY IT AND YOU MAKE IT SO", featuring drone cameras, Go-pro cameras, hula hooping as an artform and other delicate visuals that will make you SIGH with joy!
* As well as a bonus video of a Live performance.
So we've already spent all our savings and now also owe the Commonwealth Bank thousands of dollars.
(But hell, those poor bastards need it dont they?)
With the combination of sound & vision in a fun tactile USB, (plus some, literally , tasty REWARDS).... we aim to connect with all your senses.
(Well, it DOESN'T smell...but you know what we mean)
Budget Overview
150 Rocket Shaped 16GB USBs = $1,750.00
Video Production= $1,000.00
Launch/Marketing = $750.00
Recording/Production/Mastering = $5,500.00
Mailing = $150.00
TOTAL = $9,150.00
Potential Challenges
Having survived Cancer, Radiation, Chemotherapy , Nasty Meds and Surgery...NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!
We are 90% complete and almost ready to drop this stuff from a great height!
The only challenge is not believing...AND I BELIEVE WE BELIEVE...do you??!
Unsolicited Stalking Gift
Receive a hand written Thank-You in the mail in the form of a DUM VIVA DISCO postcard reminding you how wonderful you are and promising you undying Love*.... Plus a Bonus Blank one to send to someone else! (*Love is a subjective term) ....plus a 2nd blank postcard for you to spread your own LOVE! (*actual promise may merely be a cynical ploy to get your money)
0 chosen
Est. delivery is Dec 17
Rocket in your Pocket!
You receive a Rocket-Shaped 16GB USB containing the new album NOT ROCKET SURGERY (music files in both mp3 AND Full Audio ), 4 music videos, screen savers... plus other digital goodies! Mailed to you anywhere in Australia. The reusable 16GB USB is worth the price alone! (But we strongly suggest you check out the contents too)
10 chosen / 60 available
Est. delivery is Dec 17
To Infinity and Beyonce*
You receive the hot 16 GB Rocket-Shaped USB containing, new music, video & other digital yummies ...plus ... a copy of our last album "KINKY HANKY"...plus...5 exclusive DUM VIVA DISCO NOT ROCKET SURGERY postcards featuring original rude art by the amazing Zoe Hankins! Send to friends for immediate envy and admiration. Reward is Mailed anywhere in Australia (*Beyonce may or may not be a part of this Reward)
11 chosen / 39 available
Est. delivery is Dec 17
Let Them Eat (F*cking) Cake
You get the 16GB Rocket usb containing new music, videos and more INCLUDING your name in the album CREDITS!...plus...the Kinky Hanky Album...plus... 10 DUM VIVA DISCO original art postcards...plus... 1 SWEAR WORD CAKE! Thats a freshly baked cake by "Miss Miss Cakes" with your choice of disgusting (but delicious) swear word icing! (Can actually be any word up to 6 letters!). NB: This Reward is hand delivered to BRISBANE AREA ONLY!!
0 chosen / 10 available
Est. delivery is Oct 17
Rocket to Heaven
The Not Rocket Surgery 16GB USB with new music, videos etc.....plus..the KINKY HANKY album...plus... 5 arty postcards...plus... An amazing 3d Religious Artwork personally enhanced by Zoe & Erika Hankins for you to hang on the wall. MUSIC, ART and GOD... You are now complete....
0 chosen / 5 available
Est. delivery is Nov 17
Everyone Can Hear You Sing In Space!
All the rewards mentioned earlier...plus... an Original Song written and recorded especially FOR YOU! You decide the Title! (your lyrics or mine)...... plus a free Singing Lesson from BC AND you get to do backing Vocals (or NOT if you prefer to chicken out) (Must be in Brisbane or able to get there for the lesson & Vocal recording) Your song and voice for posterity....
1 chosen / 2 available
Est. delivery is Jan 18