NOT ROCKET SURGERY!
Unsolicited Stalking Gift
Receive a hand written Thank-You in the mail in the form of a DUM VIVA DISCO postcard reminding you how wonderful you are and promising you undying Love*.... Plus a Bonus Blank one to send to someone else! (*Love is a subjective term) ....plus a 2nd blank postcard for you to spread your own LOVE! (*actual promise may merely be a cynical ploy to get your money)
Rocket in your Pocket!
You receive a Rocket-Shaped 16GB USB containing the new album NOT ROCKET SURGERY (music files in both mp3 AND Full Audio ), 4 music videos, screen savers... plus other digital goodies! Mailed to you anywhere in Australia. The reusable 16GB USB is worth the price alone! (But we strongly suggest you check out the contents too)
To Infinity and Beyonce*
You receive the hot 16 GB Rocket-Shaped USB containing, new music, video & other digital yummies ...plus ... a copy of our last album "KINKY HANKY"...plus...5 exclusive DUM VIVA DISCO NOT ROCKET SURGERY postcards featuring original rude art by the amazing Zoe Hankins! Send to friends for immediate envy and admiration. Reward is Mailed anywhere in Australia (*Beyonce may or may not be a part of this Reward)
Let Them Eat (F*cking) Cake
You get the 16GB Rocket usb containing new music, videos and more INCLUDING your name in the album CREDITS!...plus...the Kinky Hanky Album...plus... 10 DUM VIVA DISCO original art postcards...plus... 1 SWEAR WORD CAKE! Thats a freshly baked cake by "Miss Miss Cakes" with your choice of disgusting (but delicious) swear word icing! (Can actually be any word up to 6 letters!). NB: This Reward is hand delivered to BRISBANE AREA ONLY!!
Rocket to Heaven
The Not Rocket Surgery 16GB USB with new music, videos etc.....plus..the KINKY HANKY album...plus... 5 arty postcards...plus... An amazing 3d Religious Artwork personally enhanced by Zoe & Erika Hankins for you to hang on the wall. MUSIC, ART and GOD... You are now complete....
Everyone Can Hear You Sing In Space!
All the rewards mentioned earlier...plus... an Original Song written and recorded especially FOR YOU! You decide the Title! (your lyrics or mine)...... plus a free Singing Lesson from BC AND you get to do backing Vocals (or NOT if you prefer to chicken out) (Must be in Brisbane or able to get there for the lesson & Vocal recording) Your song and voice for posterity....