Musical Instruments for the Outback
Kazoo Hero
Be a Kazoo Hero! $10 will ensure that the Kazoo cupboard stays sufficiently stocked all through the year.
Revenge of the Recorder
Learning the Recorder in school is a rite of passage. Help my outback crew experience this life-changing instrument for themselves! For every recorder purchased here, we'll send you your very own kazoo as our thank-you!
Don't Puke in the Uke!
Imagine a line of primary school students in Hawaiian outfits, playing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" on ukulele. Cute, huh! Well, it probably won't happen like that, but learning the ukulele will still be on the menu for my kiddies. Choose to fund a uke, we'll send you your very own kazoo so you can perform your own rendition of Somewhere Over The Rainbow!
The Recor-lele
Can't decide on a Recorder or a Ukulele? Why not get both?! If you get both, we'll send you a kazoo AND your very own recorder! If that's not awesome, I don't know what is!
Guitar Hero
Be a hero. Give a guitar. If you choose to buy an instrument that gently weeps, we'll send you an instrument that made you gently weep - a recorder! We'll also throw in a kazoo or two, plus your very own 'Learn to play recorder' book!
2 for the price of 2!
If you feel that one guitar isn't enough, help us purchase two! Just as you need both a knife and fork to eat dinner, you need two guitars to really get the hang of how to play the instrument. It's science. Choose this, and we'll send you your very own UKULELE. If you twist my arm enough, we'll throw in a kazoo or two too!
Patron Saint of the Outback
Only for the rich and famous. Not for the faint of heart. If you choose to purchase this, of which there is only one, you will henceforth be known as the Patron Saint of the Outback and honoured with your picture printed, framed and mounted in the music room for all to admire. We will send you a ukulele, a recorder, a music book and as many kazoos as you want, Your Grace!