Tom Hogan

I'll write you a haiku, a personalised poem with a wordcount in multiples of 17. I will print it and send it to you, complete with the Scott Sandwich "Stain of Authenticity".

I will write you a long poem (Scott Sandwich-style!), on a topic of your choice. I will print it and send it to you, complete with a Scott Sandwich "Stain of Authenticity". (Note: The stain will not be anything gross - it's more like a classic seal, just to prove it's a genuine original item!)

I will write you a long poem (Scott Sandwich-style), on a topic of your choice, and then record it with a musical bedding, and send it directly to you as a high quality mp3.

I will write, record and produce you a song, in the genre of your choice, on a topic of your choice. I'll send it directly to you as a high quality mp3.

I'll write and produce you an hilarious Tom Hogan song in the genre of your choice, including cover art, a bonus B-Side music track, and post you the printed CD. You'll also receive a printed haiku, complete with the Scott Sandwich "Stain of Authenticity". (Note: The stain will not be anything gross - it's more like a classic seal, just to prove it's a genuine original item!)

THE GUITAR I USE IN FINLAND COULD BE YOURS. During the process, I will add some artistic "alterations" to it, and ship it back to Australia after my Finland residency. I'll get it to you, and then you'll have a completely unique signature musical instrument! (You'll also receive a haiku. Why not, you know?)