Help Tomás Ford Stop Killing People
I WILL BE IN AWE OF YOU I will give you a social media high five and for the period of 1 (one) year, I will be in awe of you.
"TOMÁS FORD BREAKS OTHER PEOPLE'S SONGS VOLUME #1" EP DOWNLOAD I am finally recording the most popular covers from my live shows. The tracklist includes Radiohead's Creep, Kim Wilde's Cambodia, The Origin Of Love from Hedwig And The Angry Inch, The Painkillers' Perth classic Love Cancer and Kylie Minogue's Can't Get You Out Of My Head. The EP will be recorded in July and September for download in early October. I will also be in awe of you!
EXCLUSIVE STREAM OF "TOMÁS FORD'S EDINBURGH FRINGE BEDROOM SHOW" Coming live to you from Edinburgh Fringe on Saturday August 16 at 7pm Australian Western Standard Time (or high noon GMT), watch the best acts from around the festival as I present a Fringe variety show online, exclusively for supporters of this project. You'll be able to watch it both as-it-happens and as a private YouTube video afterwards. Also includes a downloadable copy of the covers EP and, of course, I will be in awe of you.
ACTUALLY SEE THE SHOW You get one ticket to see the show in its' preview season under the title The Final Chase at Rockingham Arts Centre from June 25 - July 5 or in Edinburgh in August, plus an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you (though I will try not to let my awe-nerves screw up the show).
ALBUM CATCH-UP PACK CD copies of my two amazing albums An Audience With Tomás Ford and Nobody Wants To Be You, plus a covers EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and you can listen to everything safe in the knowledge that I will be in awe of you.
"I SURVIVED TOMÁS FORD" T-SHIRT A first edition Tomás Ford T-Shirt, plus EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and you can tell everyone who asks about your shirt that I am in awe of you.
ONE NIGHT IN NOODLE HEAVEN Choose a night during February and I will fill it with a fringe binge of double passes to three consecutive shows at my comedy and cabaret paradise Noodle Palace. Plus you get an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and when you bump into me in the foyer, I will be in awe of you.
GROUP BOOKING TO ACTUALLY SEE THE SHOW Tickets for up to six people to the preview season The Final Chase at Rockingham Arts Centre or at the Edinburgh Fringe. Plus EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you.
YOU CHOOSE THE SONGS I will record your choice of cover song and dedicate it to you on the “Tomás Ford Breaks Other People's Songs Volume #2” EP, to be released in January 2015. You'll get a signed, handmade copy of that EP, plus Volume 1, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you.
SOMEWHAT DELUXE ROCKINGHAM EXPERIENCE I grew up in the outer suburban climes of Rockingham and perhaps know its' beachfront bars better than I should admit. Score two tickets to the preview series of The Final Chase, and then join me for an aftershow adventure around the Rockingham beachfront's salubrious drinking holes. Plus you get an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you (though I will disguise this while we go on our adventure).
CRAP MUSIC HOUSE PARTY (PERTH ONLY) I will bring my legendary Crap Music Rave Party TO YOUR HOUSE somewhere in Perth on a mutually agreed date. Plus you get an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you (until you request something truly, numbingly awful).
ELECTRIC CABARET IN YOUR HOUSE (PERTH ONLY) If you REALLY want to destroy your relationship with your neighbours, let me help. I will bring my notorious late night show Electric Cabaret to your house party, croon punk rock cabaret over pounding techno and crowdsurf through your petunias. Plus you get an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you in your very own home.
FRINGE VARIETY PARLOUR (PERTH ONLY) On a sunday night in February (to be mutually agreed between the purchaser and Tomás), I will organise a variety hour of comedy and cabaret to dazzle your house party. Plus you get EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you in your very own home.
CRAP MUSIC HOUSE PARTY (ANYWHERE IN AUSTRALIA) I will bring my Crap Music Rave Party to you anywhere in Australia at a date to be arranged around my touring plans from August-December 2014. Plus you get an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you*. *: Note that your awe entirely dependent on your not requesting Angry Anderson or Frente**. **: Who am I kidding I love that crap.
OH JUST F*CKING COME TO EDINBURGH I will co-ordinate a trip for you to Edinburgh in August, including flights and accommodation. Live like an artist for a week, see a bazillion shows (tix not included), join me on the Royal Mile, experience the delirious highs and self-punishing lows of the Fringe. Minimum donation calculated from Perth and may vary depending on departure city. Please contact me prior to selecting this reward. During this conversation I will be EXTREMELY in awe of you.
I WILL BE IN AWE OF YOU I will give you a social media high five and for the period of 1 (one) year, I will be in awe of you.
"TOMÁS FORD BREAKS OTHER PEOPLE'S SONGS VOLUME #1" EP DOWNLOAD I am finally recording the most popular covers from my live shows. The tracklist includes Radiohead's Creep, Kim Wilde's Cambodia, The Origin Of Love from Hedwig And The Angry Inch, The Painkillers' Perth classic Love Cancer and Kylie Minogue's Can't Get You Out Of My Head. The EP will be recorded in July and September for download in early October. I will also be in awe of you!
EXCLUSIVE STREAM OF "TOMÁS FORD'S EDINBURGH FRINGE BEDROOM SHOW" Coming live to you from Edinburgh Fringe on Saturday August 16 at 7pm Australian Western Standard Time (or high noon GMT), watch the best acts from around the festival as I present a Fringe variety show online, exclusively for supporters of this project. You'll be able to watch it both as-it-happens and as a private YouTube video afterwards. Also includes a downloadable copy of the covers EP and, of course, I will be in awe of you.
ACTUALLY SEE THE SHOW You get one ticket to see the show in its' preview season under the title The Final Chase at Rockingham Arts Centre from June 25 - July 5 or in Edinburgh in August, plus an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you (though I will try not to let my awe-nerves screw up the show).
ALBUM CATCH-UP PACK CD copies of my two amazing albums An Audience With Tomás Ford and Nobody Wants To Be You, plus a covers EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and you can listen to everything safe in the knowledge that I will be in awe of you.
"I SURVIVED TOMÁS FORD" T-SHIRT A first edition Tomás Ford T-Shirt, plus EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and you can tell everyone who asks about your shirt that I am in awe of you.
ONE NIGHT IN NOODLE HEAVEN Choose a night during February and I will fill it with a fringe binge of double passes to three consecutive shows at my comedy and cabaret paradise Noodle Palace. Plus you get an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and when you bump into me in the foyer, I will be in awe of you.
GROUP BOOKING TO ACTUALLY SEE THE SHOW Tickets for up to six people to the preview season The Final Chase at Rockingham Arts Centre or at the Edinburgh Fringe. Plus EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you.
YOU CHOOSE THE SONGS I will record your choice of cover song and dedicate it to you on the “Tomás Ford Breaks Other People's Songs Volume #2” EP, to be released in January 2015. You'll get a signed, handmade copy of that EP, plus Volume 1, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you.
SOMEWHAT DELUXE ROCKINGHAM EXPERIENCE I grew up in the outer suburban climes of Rockingham and perhaps know its' beachfront bars better than I should admit. Score two tickets to the preview series of The Final Chase, and then join me for an aftershow adventure around the Rockingham beachfront's salubrious drinking holes. Plus you get an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you (though I will disguise this while we go on our adventure).
CRAP MUSIC HOUSE PARTY (PERTH ONLY) I will bring my legendary Crap Music Rave Party TO YOUR HOUSE somewhere in Perth on a mutually agreed date. Plus you get an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you (until you request something truly, numbingly awful).
ELECTRIC CABARET IN YOUR HOUSE (PERTH ONLY) If you REALLY want to destroy your relationship with your neighbours, let me help. I will bring my notorious late night show Electric Cabaret to your house party, croon punk rock cabaret over pounding techno and crowdsurf through your petunias. Plus you get an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you in your very own home.
FRINGE VARIETY PARLOUR (PERTH ONLY) On a sunday night in February (to be mutually agreed between the purchaser and Tomás), I will organise a variety hour of comedy and cabaret to dazzle your house party. Plus you get EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you in your very own home.
CRAP MUSIC HOUSE PARTY (ANYWHERE IN AUSTRALIA) I will bring my Crap Music Rave Party to you anywhere in Australia at a date to be arranged around my touring plans from August-December 2014. Plus you get an EP download, access to the Bedroom Show stream and I will be in awe of you*. *: Note that your awe entirely dependent on your not requesting Angry Anderson or Frente**. **: Who am I kidding I love that crap.
OH JUST F*CKING COME TO EDINBURGH I will co-ordinate a trip for you to Edinburgh in August, including flights and accommodation. Live like an artist for a week, see a bazillion shows (tix not included), join me on the Royal Mile, experience the delirious highs and self-punishing lows of the Fringe. Minimum donation calculated from Perth and may vary depending on departure city. Please contact me prior to selecting this reward. During this conversation I will be EXTREMELY in awe of you.