Awkward Conversation

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Niala LewisThis sounds wonderful!!! I am really looking forward to these performances!!! (and whatever awkward image is posted to my facebook page...haha)12y
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Silva A SalOh dear lord.... Well ... Once upon a time I met someone and fell in love with them... Unfortunately .... it was all lovely and wonderful and happy hearts everywhere, we traveled and discovered places together. A wonderful relationship that almost lasted a year... almost... Well, 2 days before our anniversary day, I wake up to his beautiful face in a gorgeous hotel room overlooking the beach, and it was one those great mornings after a great sleep, waking up to a beautiful warm breakfast, and we starting getting ready for the day... an hour later someone knocks on the door and I open it. I see 2 women who looked at me with eyes wide open, blushing they apologised saying they got confused with room numbers and were about to walk away until.... until he yelled out "who is it", well the lovely blushing ladies weren't so lovely, and that wonderful morning wasn't so wonderful when they walked in and beat the shit out of him right in front of me.... later on whilst he was bleeding from his nose I finally was able to get them off him and ask what the actual fuck is going on... I found out he was married... to both of them... Call that awkward, call it shocking. For a fact I know he was shocked when he found a bill for a 8,300 dollar beautiful Rolex that I bought with a credit card he forgot he handed to me for emergencies... fuckwit12y
Amanda LawsonThanks for the poster offer, but please use that the promote the season somewhere else! Cheers, Amanda.12y
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Penny EveringhamPlease everyone do this if you can. I believe it is a really important event.12y
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Freddy KompCurious to see what you lot come up with :). On a related note WHEN exactly is the season in November?12y

You get an Awkward Postcard. The suitably awkward postcard for Awkward Conversation delivered to your home.

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Est. delivery is Nov 14

You get an Awkward Poster and a ticket to the Awkward Opening. For the VIAP (Very Important Awkward People), arrive early for a glass of something sparkling as the directors rip the roof off the Benner with the first night of repertory work.

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You get an Awkward Poster and a ticket to the Awkward After Party. Join the casts and crews for an exclusive Alleyway Party to celebrate the end of a mammoth two week season. A D.J. Drinks. And directors after dark. Anything could happen (…and it'll probably include limbo).

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AWKWARD ROYALTY You get an Awkward Poster, a ticket to the entire repertory season (8 shows in total, but not the Closing night). We can't fit that many people in & it would be really awkward to be that guy who gets turned away…, a ticket to the Awkward Opening & your name on the Awkward Donations Wall. Behold! Join the ranks of the AWKWARD ROYALTY and have your name proudly inscribed upon the venue for three weeks. Not only will you look impressive, you'll feel lofty & important.

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THE AWKWARD AUTEUR You get an Awkward Poster, a ticket to the entire repertory season (8 shows in total, but not the Opening night). Again you don't want to be the awkward one being turned away…, a ticket to the Awkward After Party, your name on the Awkward Donations Wall and an Awkward Portrait to adorn your wall. Remember your awkward contribution fondly with a truly awkward portrait of the creative team!

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PATRON SAINT OF AWKWARDNESS You get an Awkward Poster, a ticket to the entire repertory season (8 shows in total), your name on the Awkward Donations Wall, an Awkward Portrait to adorn your wall and a pre-show dinner where you'll be wined and dined with the Director of your choice! In this up-close and very-personal reward you'll get to chew over theatre and swill some performance philosophy in an intimate pre-show dining experience.

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Est. delivery is Nov 14