Furry Dice Package: - A 'Bogan Baby' fridge magnet hand-crafted by Bogans and machines - A truly awesome letter of thanks for supporting this project, emailed to you by V8 leaded technology

Uggies Package: - A 'My First 100 Bogan Words' stubbie holder (beer not included) - A similar most awesome letter of thanks for supporting this friggin significant project emailed to you by sophisticated Bogan fingers

Lazy Bugger Package: - You don't want multiple items to look after. You just want the book when it's finished. So that's what you'll get! My First 100 Bogan Words hot off the press. Nothing more, nothing less.

Mullet Package: - A copy of 'My First 100 Bogan words' delivered to your door via Bogans disguised as posties. - The legendary Stubbie Holder handmade by gigantic machines operated by Bogans, - Letter of thanks emailed to you from an old school Bogan dial-up modem

Flanno Package: - The finished product delivered to your house by a random V8 ute...or probably just the postie. - 'My First 100 Bogan Words' stubbie holder handmade by bogan hands - Bogan Baby fridge magnet made from magnetised stuff - 3 of Alex's greeting cards that he will design with his awesome mind - A 'boganised' invitation to the official book launch

Bogan Fellowship Package: - Two autographed & bogan giftwrapped copies of the book delivered to you by death metal sherpa's...AKA Oz Post - Your name listed in the book as a 'Mighty Bogan Sponsor' - A copy of Mal's 'Ninja Dad' book - Alex's 2014 Calendar of Awe - 5 of Alex's greeting cards - 'My First 100 Bogan Words' stubbie holder - Bogan Baby fridge magnet - A totally personalised invitation to the official 'Bogan' book launch

Black Label Package: - Email us a photo of you, ya child or niece/nephew etc and we will 'bogan-ise' and photoshop the pic into the book, where it will appear in all 2000 copies for, like forever - You will be listed in the book as a 'Legend' - 2 autographed & gift wrapped copies of the book - A copy of Mal's 'Ninja Dad' book - Alex's 2014 Calendar of Awe - 10 of Alex's greeting cards - Bogan Baby fridge magnet & stubbie holder - A personalised invite to the Book launch with two VIP seats