The Schroedinger experiment
Acknowledgement!
You have my gratitude and your initials will appear in the acknowledgement slide of my talk!
Unique computer artwork
You get the $16+ reward, plus, I will use my own <a href="http://glucat.sf.net">PyClical</a> software to generate a unique artwork, and then send it to you electronically. I will generate a unique artwork just for you, to any resolution you specify, up to 4096 x 4096 pixels, and give you all rights to use and copy it. This size should be suitable for <a href="http://www.printlocker.com.au">custom T shirt printing</a>, etc. The number of works available is strictly limited.
Proper acknowledgement
Your full name (or your *clean* nickname) will appear in both the acknowledgement slide and the acknowledgements of the papers I will write as a result of attending the workshops.
Challenge word
You get the $50+ reward, plus, you get to nominate a word that I will include in my slides or in one of the papers that I will write. No profanities are allowed, and publication is subject to peer review.
Your own lemma
You get the $50+ reward, plus, in one of the solo papers I write, I will name a lemma after you. This name will appear in the preprint, but publication is subject to peer review.
I will perform for you
You get the $50+ reward, plus, I will come to a place of your choosing, and do something mathematical, like give a talk, or tutor you or your children or grandchildren. You will need to contact me to make the arrangements. I will pay my own transportation costs if the location is a day trip or less away from Canberra. Otherwise, I will negotate the transport costs with you.
Your own theorem
You get the $50+ reward, plus, in one of the solo papers I write, I will name a key theorem after you (e.g. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_George_Stokes,_1st_Baronet">"Stokes' theorem"</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Étienne_Bézout">"Bezout's theorem"</a>.) This name will appear in the preprint, but publication is subject to peer review. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theorem">What is a theorem?</a>
Your own key property
You get the $50+ reward, plus, in one of the solo papers I write, I will name a key property after you (e.g. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niels_Henrik_Abel">"abelian group"</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hilbert">"Hilbert space"</a>.) This name will appear in the preprint, but publication is subject to peer review. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_object">What is a mathematical object?</a>
My thesis
You get the $50+ reward, plus I will send you my own personal copy of my bound PhD thesis, signed and dated in 2007. This is <b>not</b> <a href="http://www.pozible.com/project/185825#updates">the copy that is in the art gallery</a>, but my own copy containing my handwritten corrections, and is unique in that regard.