Dung Beetle
"Special" Thanks. Let's face it ... who wants to be a dung beetle...
Capsicum
Have your name mentioned in the credits. Everyone likes you in a stir fry but nobody likes you by yourself.
Atlantic Salmon
A private video link to the finished product. Freshest trout in the sea, blazing around the ocean with a bit of class. Nobody ever spent a night with an Atlantic Salman and regretted it the next morning.
Viper
All of the above plus a DVD mailed right to your door. The ladies man ! Confident as he is slippery ..Watch him carefully .. or he'll Slytherin to your bed.
Falcon
All of the above, plus an Executive Producer Credit in the film. The most cunning and regal of all the winged beasts .... Everyone stops talking when a Falcon enters the room.
Coyote
Invitation to the private premiere screening. Location TBA Not the animal, the machete clad bandits who smuggle people into the US, you have no regard for international law and why should you.
Michael Fassbender
In addition to everything above, you will be invited to an all expenses paid private dinner with the main crew. A name you just want to say over and over again, exuding a fusion of British/German charm, you can't walk through the Hauptbahnhof without the frauleins keeling over at your very presence.
Male Northern White Rhino
Everything above plus spend a day on set with the cast and crew and have the opportunity to be an extra. The last of your kind. Don't let the dopey eyes and 24 hour Sudanese security fool you. Look at him wrong and he'll skewer you harder than the 9/11 commission.
Butterfly
In addition to everything above, you will be sent the live butterfly used in production.
Dung Beetle
"Special" Thanks. Let's face it ... who wants to be a dung beetle...
Capsicum
Have your name mentioned in the credits. Everyone likes you in a stir fry but nobody likes you by yourself.
Atlantic Salmon
A private video link to the finished product. Freshest trout in the sea, blazing around the ocean with a bit of class. Nobody ever spent a night with an Atlantic Salman and regretted it the next morning.
Viper
All of the above plus a DVD mailed right to your door. The ladies man ! Confident as he is slippery ..Watch him carefully .. or he'll Slytherin to your bed.
Falcon
All of the above, plus an Executive Producer Credit in the film. The most cunning and regal of all the winged beasts .... Everyone stops talking when a Falcon enters the room.
Coyote
Invitation to the private premiere screening. Location TBA Not the animal, the machete clad bandits who smuggle people into the US, you have no regard for international law and why should you.
Michael Fassbender
In addition to everything above, you will be invited to an all expenses paid private dinner with the main crew. A name you just want to say over and over again, exuding a fusion of British/German charm, you can't walk through the Hauptbahnhof without the frauleins keeling over at your very presence.
Male Northern White Rhino
Everything above plus spend a day on set with the cast and crew and have the opportunity to be an extra. The last of your kind. Don't let the dopey eyes and 24 hour Sudanese security fool you. Look at him wrong and he'll skewer you harder than the 9/11 commission.
Butterfly
In addition to everything above, you will be sent the live butterfly used in production.