$5 gets you a digital download of the EP and really, really warm and lovely feelings inside, if you know what I mean.

$11 gets you mailed a signed and personalised copy of the limited edition CD, featuring artwork made by my grandfather in 1989. Also a digital download of the EP. And warm fuzzies.

$35 gets you a personalised Happy Birthday YouTube video, sung for you or whoever you would like it to be for, and in whatever style you want (eg. Super Mario brothers, vocoder, classical piano). Plus a copy of the CD signed and digital download of the EP.

$70 gets you a piano or synthesizer lesson via Skype. If you are in Melbourne, Australia, we can have the lesson in person. You also get a signed personlised CD and digital download of the EP, because you're worth it.

$90 gets you a private concert via video conference call. If you have lyrics, I can make up a song with your lyrics. I can also make you a theme song, which I'll give you a recording of. Also, get yourself a signed personlised CD and a digital download of the EP.

A very generous $244 gets you a 5 second screen at the start of my music video saying, "(your name) presents...". It can be your name, or business name, whatever you like (as long as it isn't something offensive or naughty!). The video should get upward of 1000 views on YouTube, (as many of my other videos have) and hopefully (but not guaranteed) will be screened on Australian television on Rage on ABC. Also get a personalised autographed CD and download, because you're awesome.